"Moulin Rouge."

Mr. Schuester wrote the two words on the board, causing the girls (And Kurt) to squeal. The remaining boys looked at eat other, not knowing what the hell was going on. All of them, except for Puck.

"Isn't that the movie with Nicole Kidman, where she plays a prostitute who dies?"

Kurt scoffed, and everyone turned to look at him. He was glaring at Puck, his sparkly shoes and tie throwing off the otherwise scary sight.

"Not only is it that, you neanderthal!"

Kurt stood, scaring Mercedes and Tina, who were sitting next to him. He did, what could only be described at strutted to the front of the room. When he turned around, the sequins and sparkles on his tie almost blinded Finn. Mr. Schuester went and sat next to Artie, leaving the floor to Kurt.

"Moulin Rouge is about four things."

Kurt raised four fingers on his left hand, and began to pace around the front of the room.

"Truth." He walked past Quinn, pausing only for a moment in front of her. Quinn, nor Kurt said nothing, yet everyone could hear loud and clear what he was saying. Quinn had lied to everyone, and had hurt Finn; and herself in the process. Kurt lowered a finger, then continued to pace. He stopped in front of Mercedes. "Beauty." Kurt winked at her, and she laughed. He lowered another finger, and continued to move until he was in front of Rachel and Finn. Kurt looked at their joined hands, and sneered. "Freedom." During the whole Brittany incident, Rachel had become even more manipulative, and controlling of Finn. Kurt wasn't sure about the rest of the Glee club, but it certainly irked him. His almost 'brother' deserved to make his own choices; choices that would make him happy. He walked back to the center of the room, and when he turned back around, he smiled. Rachel was giving him a death glare, and from what Kurt could tell, she was holding Finn's hand in a death grip.

"And, above all things..."

Kurt lowered the last finger, and put his hand at his side.

"Love."

If anything, everyone in Glee could relate to that. Mike squeezed Tina's hand, and smiled at her. Rachel released her death-grip on Finn, and hugged him instead. Santana and Brittney hooked pinkies, and Santana lent her head on Britney's shoulder. Quinn whispered something to Sam, that caused him to laugh, and chuckle nervously. Puck was staring at the floor, probably because everyone he partially cared about was taken. Even Mr. Schue seemed like he was thinking about something; or probably someone. Mr. Schuester finally broke the silence by clearing his throat.

"Well, Kurt. That was a very interesting, if not accurate description... Do you have anything else to say?" He looked over at Kurt, who was silent.

"Yes, Mr. Shue. I have something to say... Well.." He smiled, and crossed his arms. "I have something to sing." He looked at Mr. Shue, then at the class. "May I?"
Mr. Schuester smiled, and nodded. "Go ahead, the floor is yours."

"The French are glad to die for love..."

Kurt looked at Finn or a brief moment, before dragging his gaze away.

"They excite in fighting duels, But I prefer a man who lives... And gives expensive jewels."

The music intensified, and all the girls cheered. Kurt gestured for them all to come to the front, and they did so. Kurt grabbed Mercedes' hand when she got to the front, and kissed it.

"A kiss on the hand may be, quite continental, But diamonds are a girl's best friend!"

She laughed, and leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek.

"A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat, Or help you feed your eyes!"

Kurt winked at Puck, who was watching all the girls sing and dance around. He went over and grabbed the empty chair that was next to Puck. Kurt turned to look at him, and pulled his chair so that they were inches apart. Kurt trailed a finger down Puck's chest while he sang, and laughed every time Puck twitched.

"Men grow cold as girls grow old, And we all lose our charms in the end.. But square-cut or pear-shaped, These rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!"

Kurt stood and walked back to the front, while Santana walked over to Puck. She sat on his lap, which normally would have caused Mr. Shue to freak out, but he was eerily calm.

"'Cause we are living in a material world, And I am a material girl!"

Santana sang, and Puck laughed as she shook her hips at him. Britney and Kurt pulled her away with a laugh, and she blew a kiss at him. Kurt managed to hush all the girls down, as he sang the final verse.

"'Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses!"

Kurt took a deep breath, and looked at Sam for the first time all day.

"Diamonds... are a... girl's... best... fr-"

Kurt's not sure what happened. He didn't faint intentionally; if he had been trying to be like Satine, his outfit would be a lot sluttier then it was now. As he fell out of consciousness, all he can remember is strong arms. Strong arms, and blonde hair that must have come from a bottle.

A/N: Oh, I forgot to put a disclaimer. I own none of this! I sadly don't own Glee, or Moulin Rouge.

Oh, and comments are loved. If I get.. Hell, if I get one comment, maybe I'll continue the story. So... Here's hoping for at least one comment. :)