(I'm so ashamed of myself... My first DxG story! GAGS! Well sorta, not till the end. So it's not 100% D/G... And G/T is mentioned & D/C is hinted :) and it also ends with G/T so there's that:)
The final campers, Heather, Alejandro, Cody, Courtney, Sierra, and Duncan, were all surprised at what they saw Chris holding in the commons area.
A baby. A real breathing baby.
"Uh..." Heather trailed off, unsure of what to say.
"Oh! He's too cute!" Courtney awwed, like she did at the corgies in London.
"Dude? Why are you holding Sam?" Cody asked, raising an eye brow.
"You know the kid?" Duncan asked.
"Yeah. I'm friends with his parents." Cody explained.
"You're challenge is too make this kid happy for the next three days. You guys will each have four hour shifts. Cody, since you know him, you can go first." Chris said, handing the baby boy known as Sam to the geek.
"But- but- but!" Cody stammered.
"No buts! Diaper bag and everything you need is in first class." Chris said, walking off.
"Aww! Codykins! We can practice for when we have kids of our own!" Sierra squeeled, happy.
"Lord help us Sam." Cody said to the gurgling baby.
"So how old is Junior?" Duncan asked, as the finalists entered first class. They were surprised to see a crib, changing table, a bouncer, high chair, a walker, and toys in first class.
"Seven months. He was born between season 2 and 3. In fact, I had to deliver him!" Cody shuddered at the memory.
"What happened?" Alejandro asked.
"Well, it was me, harold, and Sam's mother. Justin and Trent were helping Trent's sister move like four hours away. We were in the Drama Brother's tour bus, when her water broke. Harold was driving to the hospital, but there was really bad traffic. Next thing we all knew, a bloody Sam was in my hands." Cody said, putting Sam in the walker.
Sam laughed and squeeled as he ran through first class.
"Still to this day, it's the grossest thing I've ever seen." Cody said, as they watched Sam.
"I take it Sam is just a nickname?" Heather asked.
"Yeah. Samuel Jason Booth." Cody said.
"He's got a brother- half brother. Same dad. His name's Parker. He's four." Cody added.
"Wow. And their dad takes care of them?" Duncan asked. Cody nodded.
"Parker's dad raises him. In fact, Sam's mom is the closest thing he has to a mother." Cody sighed.
Cody cared for Sam with ease, since he's always around him back home. After his turn, it was Duncan's.
"Uhh... I'm not really good with kids." Duncan studdered, akwardly holding Sam.
"Too bad dude." Cody shrugged, walking off.
"Court! You're good with kids! Help! I'll do anything!" Duncan pleaded.
"Admit every hour on the hour, for the next three days, that you're a wimp with a small dick. IN the confessionals!" Courtney said.
Duncan glared at her, then sighed.
"And then you'll help?" He asked.
"And then I'll help." Courtney nodded.
"Fine." Duncan handed Sam to Courtney, then ran to the confessionals.
A moment later, Duncan shouting "I'm a wimp with a small dick!" could be heard through out the plane.
C.C.
Courtney- (laughing) I didn't... think he'd actually... do it! Oh this is better then finding out Chris was on FameTown!
"There? Happy?" Duncan asked. Courtney nodded, fighting back laughter.
Then, without warning, Sam started crying.
"What do we do?" Duncan asked, covering his ears.
Courtney was silent for a moment. She lifted Sam up, then her face turned to disgust.
She handed him to Duncan and walked off, not before saying to simple words:
"Change him."
After Sam was changed, Courtney decided to actually help Duncan.
"Goddamn that kid can sure take a shit." Duncan groaned, putting Sam in the crib.
Courtney let out a short laugh.
"Hey Cody?" Duncan called.
"Yeah?" Cody asked, sticking his head into first class.
"Where his parents on Total Drama?" Duncan asked.
"Yeah. Both his parents were on season one & two. But only one made it to season 3." Cody said.
"Who?" Courtney asked.
"I'm not telling." Cody said, leaving.
After a moment of silence, Duncan spoke up.
"Geoff & Bridgette." He said.
"What?" Courtney asked.
"His folks are Geoff and Bridgette- he looks just like Geoff! Blonde hair blue eyes." Duncan cried, throwing his arms up in the air.
"I hung out with Bridgette a lot this past year! I'd remember her being pregnant!" Courtney hissed.
"What Lindsay & Tyler?" Courtney asked, calming down. Duncan shook his head.
"Tyler wasn't on season 2. And both of them made it on season 3.'' Duncan said. Courtney groaned.
"For all we know this could be Harold & Beth's kid!" She yelped, throwing her arms in the air.
"It is probable. Both where on season two. And Beth wasn't on World Tour." Duncan said.
"You would actually think Harold would cheat on his "Choclate Goddess"?" Courtney asked, raising an eyebrow.
"And we're back to square one..." Duncan sighed.
"Yup." Courtney said, patting his back.
They stared at a sleeping Sam in silence.
"Five months..." Courtney sighed, head down.
"Huh?" Duncan asked, raising... er, part of his eye brow.
"That's how far along I'd be if I hadn't lost the baby." She sighed.
Duncan frowned. The miscarriage was the worst thing him & Courtney went through- worst then him cheating!
"Oh yeah. That's the real reason we broke up between seasons." He said, a sad look on his face.
"Yup. The world can be guilible sometimes." Courtney scoffed.
"So can our friends. And our parents." Duncan said, eyes wide at the thought of how stupid their parents where.
"How's you and gothie?" Courtney growled. Duncan let out a huff.
"Don't be mad at her. I kissed her first. So, take out most of your anger out on me, not her. Okay?" Duncan asked.
"... Fine." Courtney huffed, arms crossed.
"Thank you princess." Duncan grinned.
"Never call me that again." Courtney said, walking off.
"Oh! And it's been an hour!" She said, over her shoulder.
"Damn!" Duncan cursed, heading to the confessionals.
The plane landed in Toronto airport.
"Campers. In a few moments, Sam's mother will come pick him up. And Duncan, since you couldn't take care of Sam WITHOUT Courtney's help, you will also be going home." Chris said, as the campers waited outside of the plane.
"Man!" Duncan groaned.
A minute later, a black van pulled up.
Stepping out, was Gwen.
"Wow." Alejandro said, eyes wide.
"Ugh! The one couple we didn't think of was Gwen & Trent!" Duncan groaned, lookng at Courtney.
"Yeah yeah yeah. "New Heather's" a mom. Big whoop! Come here sweetie." Gwen said, taking Sam from Cody's arms.
"So... I guess you're my ride." Duncan said to Gwen, as she put Sam in his car seat.
"Yup." Gwen said.
"Hi Uncle Cody!" A voice yelled.
Duncan looked up, and saw a little boy in a carseat. The boy had curly brown hair, and dark green eyes. He wore a gray t-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Parker.
"Hey Parker!" Cody hollered, waving to the four year old.
Gwen shut the car door, then got in the drivers seat. Duncan hopped in the passenger's seat, and they drove off.
The punk couple sat in akward silence for some of the ride, until Duncan spoke up.
"So, Cody delivered Sam?" Duncan asked. Gwen smirked.
"He told you?" Gwen asked.
"He told us a lot. Only thing he didn't mention was who mom and dad were." Duncan said.
"Yeah... I should've told you. Sorry." Gwen sighed.
"... You were pregnant during season two. Weren't you?" Duncan asked.
"Yeah. Me and Trent..." Gwen trailed off.
"Did the deed?" Duncan asked.
"Er, yeah. About an hour before Owen got that check." Gwen smirked.
"Aww... You and Elvis's first date!" Duncan awwed, laughing.
"Shut up." Gwen growled, blushing. They sat in silence again.
"Duncan?" Gwen asked, head lowered slightly, her eyes still on the road.
"Yeah?" Duncan asked.
"... I'm pregnant. Now before you say anything, we weren't dating when it happened." Gwen sighed, sadness in her voice.
"Trent?" Duncan asked, sighing.
"Yup." Gwen said, clicking her tonuge.
"Has the dude ever heard of condoms?" Duncan cried.
"What are condoms?" Parker asked suddenly.
Duncan and Gwens eyes went wide.
"Uh..." Duncan trailed off.
"Balloons for adults!" Gwen said, quickly.
"Okay." Parker said.
"Does Trent know?" Duncan asked.
"That he needs to use balloons? Yes. He knows about the baby too." Gwen sighed, turning left.
"Duncan...?" Gwen asked, not able to look at him.
"Yeah Pasty?" Duncan said, knowing what was coming. It wasn't the first time it had happened to him.
"I think we should break up. It's Trent's baby. Not yours. And take it from me when I saw no kid should be raised by anyone other then their birth parents. And Trent wants to marry me. Says it's the least he can do for getting me pregnant. Twice!" Gwen sighed, fighting back tears.
"Okay." Duncan sighed.
The two sat in silence for the rest of the trip.
(I know sad about D/C baby. And don't call Gwen a slut. She might be 18, 3 months pregnant and have a seven month old, but her kids have the SAME dad!)