A/N: Woo Hoo! Legal Permission to use someone else's character!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, that belongs to Tite Kubo. I also don't own TREA, he belongs to IloveMyBishies87.

Hello Readers, I want you to meet TREA!

TREA: Hey everyone!

Hey buddy, tell us a little bit about yourself.

TREA: My name's TREA, which stands for Translator Robot of Extreme Attractiveness. I was originally a cube and eventually given a more human body. I think the most annoying things are not getting the last slice of cake... and not being able to find my soulmate. For me, imagination is important for a good sex life. I'm very outgoing. My favorite word is Pussy Willow.

I'll take TREO's place here and remind you that that's two words...

TREA: Whatever. I live in Las Noches. My height is about 5'11".

Are you a virgin?

TREA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's funny! I don't want kids. I like chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. I was made to be a translating robot, but my main job is to annoy the hell out of Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and all of the Espada. I play WoW to relax, or look at porn!

Do you have relatives?

TREA: ILoveMyBishies87 is technically my creator/mother. My physical creator/father is Syzael. Technically, I have a sibling named TREO, i guess.

Who do you consider to be your best friends? coughfavoritepeopletoannoycough

TREA: Well, when you put it that way... Emo Clown, Grimm-kitty, Halibel, Chicken legs-

You mean Stark right?

TREA: Whatever. Yams, Spider Pig-

Yami and Tesla...

TREA: Shush, I'm trying to answer your question here... sheesh.

Go on...

TREA: Aizen, Tousen, Fox Eyes,

Gin.

TREA: ... what did I just say?

Not everyone knows your nicknames for the Aizen and company. And some people don't know your nicknames for the Espada/arrancar.

TREA: oh... just wait till I finish with the people I bug the crap out of, fair?

Deal.

TREA: Good. Fishbowl, Syzael-sama, TREO, ILMB87, Black Mowhawk, and the old fart are the ones I like to annoy.

He means Aaroneiro, Syzael, TREO, ILoveMyBishies87, Zommari, and Barragan.

TREA: Now that that's cleared up, my real friends are Spoony-spada and Orihime-chan.

What about Kon?

TREA: He's the best of friends... and the worst of enemies.

As his owner IloveMyBishies87 says, he is a gentlemanly pervert… or a perverted gentleman. He has a bad habit of reading porn. She also says TREA has a cake addiction.

TREA: I can quit whenever I want!

And will be my co-host for the newest BLEACH SHOW!! Here you can ask up to five questions about any BLEACH Character! Also, you can give any BLEACH character up to three dares. And this ought to be fun because we'll have special guests from other anime and maybe some Deviantart members now and again. So what are you waiting for? Ask a question and give us your dares. Or else all we'll do is sit around here eating cake.

TREA: CAKE!!

Here are the characters you can ask questions/give dares:

ALL OF THE EXSISTING CHARACTERS… and TREA!!

TREA: Questions, come on, I've already done about 32 Ask TREA comic strips up.

True, but now you can get dared… hehehe.

TREA: uh-oh.

That's the end of today's broadcast, now back to your originally scheduled programming.

TREA: Are we on T.V. or something?

…No, no we are not.

A/N: Yayz! Now then, I suggest that if you have never heard of the Ask TREA comic strips, after you leave a review, you go to and look up Ask TREA. Then read the comics, they're hilarious!! So, now that my advertisements out of the way, Please leave a review, and I will give you a virtual cookie in the next chapter! YAYZ!

And first special guest comes in next chapter... ME!!

TREA: Are you insane?

Yes TREA, yes I am… MUAHAHAHAHA

TREA: (Backs away slowly)

Oh yeah, and TREA, you tell them to leave a review too, okay?

TREA: Please leave a review, for my sanity if nothing else.