You are now in Naruto's house! You spot Naruto sleeping soundly. His ramen all over the place. With a grin you steal his ramen. He wakes up to the lack of ramen and has a hissy fit. You speak over him and ask...
"Are you uke in bed with Sasuke?" Naruto sputters.
"No!" You lean back and chuckle saying that Sakura hates him. Naruto shakes his head in defense of the wench.
"She doesn't hate me!" You end up giggling. Naruto of course gets confused.
"What's so funny?" He asks. You tell him Sasuke's dead. Naruto stares in shock.
"Liar!" He cries out. You hop to your feet and drag him to Barney's place because of course what could be worse than Barney? You say hello to the annoying dino and push Naruto towards him and lock him in a room with Barney that blasted monster. You pay Barney to bother him and to sing to him nonstop until he freaks out which of course doesn't take long. You let him out and he's shaking from after shock. You tell him you know where Sasuke is but you won't tell. He wails so you lock him in a room with his rabid fangirls and fanboys. Later he comes out still in shoch you decide to be mean and make him cry. While he's blubbering tell him you killed Sakura. Naruto glares at you.
"You're lying!" He cries before running away. You end up running up to him asking him to marry you. Start crying when he refuses. He will of course because you're being horrid. Later whil he's with his friends you feel the need to pants him. Which you do. He pulls his pants up grumbling you you pull him into your arms andstart playing with his hair and tell him Sasuke doesn't have to find out.
"Gind out what?" He'll ask dumbly. You merely smirk. Ask him random questions as he walks off trying to get away from you. You chase him around until he trips over his own feet. You tell him a yo mama joke and then say "THAT'S RIGHT YOU HAVE NO MAMA!" His face falls and you start to feel bad until he calls you ugly then that guilt is gone. So in a retort you tell him he's being stalked by some pedophile. He glares and stomps off. You chase after him as usual and ask him if you can steal his clothes. Scream when he refuses. As a final move you steal them anyway.
I was forced into rewriting it rather than having it deleted so here it is. Sorry for the blahhh it's become...