Author's Note: Hello my few awsome readers! :D Up until now, i hadn't even HEARD of a Byakuya X Soifon pairing, until yuminozomi made
a request for one! So since this isn't a pairing i am familiar with, this fic isn't as good as it could be, but it's always good to branch out! :D
So in short, yuminozomi, this is dedicated to you! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of it's characters, i only borowed them. :)
Bees and Blossoms
Tonight had been the Shinigami Women's Association meeting, and Soifon couldn't be more mortified. 'Why Me?' She thought with despair. 'This is gonna be bad.'
*FLASHBACK*
Most of the Shingami Women's Association had met up at the usual place, (Byakuya's mansion which he was still unaware of) except for of course, their president. Each female had a different look upon her face at the thought of the absent lieutenant.
Nanao looked irritated…
Soifon looked bored…
Nemu still had Her melancholic expression on her face…
… and Rangiku was too busy squishing her boobs together with a look of concentration, to notice.
The rest of the group just looked slightly irritated, except for Kiyone who was staring at Rangiku with a mortified look upon her innocent face.
"Well, in the absence of our President," began Nanao, "I will commence our meeting." The group sighed simultaneously, irritated with their absent pink-haired president…
…except for Rangiku who was still concentrating on her boobs.
"Um… sorry to interrupt," began a timid looking Momo, "but we are out of snacks again…" the rest of the group nodded in agreement to the statement…
… except for Isane Kotetsu who had caught glimpse of Rangiku and was busy trying to cover her uncomfortable blush.
"I am sorry everyone, but Kuchiki -tachio's kitchen is now out of food," Everyone groaned, now fully feeling the growing hole in their stomachs. "Now, now. Kuchiki –tachio is out of food... we will have to wait for him to restock…" Nanao reasoned with the ravenous females. Everyone groaned, but dropped the subject.
"Now, for the second order of business, we are running out of funds again. Does anyone have any suggestions or ideas?" The temporary president asked.
A few hands went up.
"Matsumoto- fukutaichou," Nanao picked.
"WELL, my idea is…" as her sentence trailed off, a mischievous look glimmered in her eyes. "I think that I am tired of trying to plot and scheme to create funds, SO… why don't we get a Captain to fund us?"
There was utter silence in the room as everyone digested these words.
"Who the HECK would fund US?" Asked Nanao incredulously after a moment.
"Uh… that's where I'm stuck…" She crossed her arms which almost made her breasts pop out of her robe. "Soifon-tachio could do it!" Rangiku screeched after a moment, clearly proud of herself.
"No she won't," Soifon said coldly. Clearly ending the issue.
Everyone brainstormed for a moment before scrapping the idea of a sponsor. After about half a hour of more brainstorming, the female Shinigami's were getting moody without their precious snacks.
"I give up," muttered a exasperated Nanao.
"Um, Ise- fukutaichou, I um…have a idea…"
Everyone turned their heads to see none other than their cute little peach, Momo Hinamori. "Yes?" Nanao prompted.
"Well, um… we could sell um… something…uh…that belongs to a Captain…" she trailed of clearly embarrassed with all of the attention.
The reaction she received couldn't have been better. Immediately everyone began to bring up various Captains and claim what would be "a best seller." Many names came up, but none more that the man who's mansion they were currently staying in without his knowledge. Eventually, everyone gave up on the other Captain's and just began to focus on the unlucky victim.
"We should sell his scarf!"
"No, We should sell pictures of him!"
"NO! Remember how that worked out last time!"
"Ugh… your right…"
"What about a lock of his hair?"
Everyone turned to look at Soifon whom apparently found the floor very interesting.
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA TACHIO!" Screeched Rangiku.
Everyone agreed without so much as a thought to whether or not this was creepy or stalker-ish. Of course, someone had to be the one to cut a lock of the gorgeous and handsome Kuchiki's hair without his knowledge. This meant that only someone quick, stealthy, and powerful would be able handle the job. Which narrowed it down to one, unfortunate soul… this was the conclusion that all of the females made, and at the same moment, all of their eyes eerily slide to the poor girl.
'What is everyone staring at?' Soifon thought annoyed.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Now, Soifon-tachio was sneaking around the Kuchiki manor with the stealth of a trained assassin. (Which she was of course.) After the meeting ended, everyone left the manor, clearly not wanting to stick around. 'The smart ones,' Soifon thought with irritation. Why she had agreed to this, she couldn't figure out, but now, she had to focus on the task at hand.
"Where was that stupid hallway?'
Apparently, one of the other main reasons the "executioners" had picked Soifon was because they believed that she had knowledge of the layout of the Manor, simply because she was always worrying about Yoruichi- sama being alone with that man.
'Stalking, not worrying," said her Zanpakto smugly.
"Shut up Suzumebachi,' thought Soifon coldly.
As the seething Captain rounded a corner, she countinued running the objective through her head over and over.
'Get in his room, cut his hair while he's asleep, get out. Don't make a sound. Don't die. '
Upon reaching Kuchiki-tachio's room, Soifon pressed her ear to his door to make sure that he was asleep. She couldn't hear anything from the other side, so she assumed that he was.
With a silent plea to whatever higher being that may exist, Soifon very slowly began to turn the knob of the mahogany wood door. Suddenly, footsteps could be heard in the distance. Aborting the operation, Soifon ducked around a nearby corner to watch as Byakuya strolled around the corner in his sleeping haori. 'Thank goodness! I could have been caught! Whoa, it's a good thing I thought ahead to bring a camera.'
With a mischievous and out-of-character look upon her face, Soifon pulled a camera out of her robes. Wait, what about the flash? Crap. Chance missed.
Byakuya paused at his door with a irritated expression on his face. Soifon flinched. 'Busted. Huh,What's bugging him, I wonder?'
'Where does all of my food keep disappearing to?' Thought a annoyed Byakyua.
As Byakuya was opening the door to his room, Soifon was already on the move, running down the hall away from the area.
'Get in his room, cut his hair while he's asleep, get out. Don't make a sound. Don't die. '
Since she had been masking her reiatsu the entire time, the tired Kuchiki didn't even notice her, but she didn't want to take any chances. Branching off to the right, a window leading to the roof sat just waiting for her. 'Perfect,' She thought.
Soifon leaped onto the window frame and perched herself there for a moment before propelling herself onto the roof of the Kuchiki manor. Without making a sound, she landed on the roof before plopping down in wait.
'What am I supposed to do now? He's awake.' She thought with disappointment. 'I can't just wait till he falls asleep. That will take to long.'
Putting her chin in her hand, she began to formulate a plan.
So, this was my week off, and so i wasn't able to get around to finishing this, but i decided to publish it anyway. So, this will be a Two-Shot
(or however many i make :D) PLEASE REVIEW SO I WILL KNOW IF I SHOULD BOTHER TO COUNTINUE THIS! :D
publish)