On the Train to Hogwarts
This is a one-shot, I'm writting it with these really cool kids (they want to be refered to as deamons) that I'm babysitting. It's a small radiodrama.
Set: On the train going to Hogwarts, Harry is a sixth-year.
[Draco enters the compartment where H/Her/Ron are pigging out on Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans]
Draco: *&%&^$&*%&^&%&*(*^%$^^$%&&^
Harry: what was that?
Draco: That was a curse
Harry: You would be at the top of your class if you didn't think swearing was 'cursing'
Draco: WHAT-EVER! [flips hair, walks off like Elle from legally blond]
[Harry sticks a Bean into his mouth]
Harry: This tastes good! What is-
[Ron interrupts]
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Don't interrupt me! What does it-
Ron: Harry!
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Ron: That's a crap flavored bean!
Harry: You're kidding!
Ron: You're right, I am. That's a Hermione flavored Bean.
[Harry jumps on top of Hermione and starts eating her hair]
Ron: Oh my gosh! What the heck are you doing?
Harry: I can't help it! She's so delicious!
Ron: Are you mad?
Harry: Is this a trick question?
Ron: I asked you a question first!
Harry: I asked you second!
Hermione: I don't care who's asking what! Harry! you $@^%#*^! Get off of me!
Harry: [whining] but you're delicious!
Hermione: Eat Neville!
Harry: (thoughtfully) Um...OK!
[Harry runs out of the room, but, on his way past Cho he decides she would taste even better. He grabs HER hair and starts chewing]
Cho: Harry! What're you doing!
[Ron, Hermione, and Neville, who is hiding from Harry, are all flabergasted]
R/Her/N: That's what we want to know!
[Two hours pass and they arrive at Hogwarts. Harry arrives back at the compartment with a smile on his face]
Hermione: Are you OK?
Harry: Yeah, I'm fine! Never felt better!
[Two hours later in the great hall]
Hermione: Hey! Ron! Where's Draco? He hasn't been over to bother us yet.
Ron: Yeah, I wonder where he is. (to harry) Hey, Harry, have you seen Draco?
Harry: (Burps) Nope, haven't seen HIM in awhile.
Unfortunately for Draco, nobody missed him, and nobody cared, or, even wondered if Harry had really eaten him.
*Moral*
Don't be mean to everyone and taste good, cuz if you are eaten, no one will care!
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We all know it's pointless, but so is life! Do review, but don't flame, this is these kid's first fanfic, it's not me that wrote it! Just saying.
This is a one-shot, I'm writting it with these really cool kids (they want to be refered to as deamons) that I'm babysitting. It's a small radiodrama.
Set: On the train going to Hogwarts, Harry is a sixth-year.
[Draco enters the compartment where H/Her/Ron are pigging out on Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans]
Draco: *&%&^$&*%&^&%&*(*^%$^^$%&&^
Harry: what was that?
Draco: That was a curse
Harry: You would be at the top of your class if you didn't think swearing was 'cursing'
Draco: WHAT-EVER! [flips hair, walks off like Elle from legally blond]
[Harry sticks a Bean into his mouth]
Harry: This tastes good! What is-
[Ron interrupts]
Ron: Harry!
Harry: Don't interrupt me! What does it-
Ron: Harry!
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Ron: That's a crap flavored bean!
Harry: You're kidding!
Ron: You're right, I am. That's a Hermione flavored Bean.
[Harry jumps on top of Hermione and starts eating her hair]
Ron: Oh my gosh! What the heck are you doing?
Harry: I can't help it! She's so delicious!
Ron: Are you mad?
Harry: Is this a trick question?
Ron: I asked you a question first!
Harry: I asked you second!
Hermione: I don't care who's asking what! Harry! you $@^%#*^! Get off of me!
Harry: [whining] but you're delicious!
Hermione: Eat Neville!
Harry: (thoughtfully) Um...OK!
[Harry runs out of the room, but, on his way past Cho he decides she would taste even better. He grabs HER hair and starts chewing]
Cho: Harry! What're you doing!
[Ron, Hermione, and Neville, who is hiding from Harry, are all flabergasted]
R/Her/N: That's what we want to know!
[Two hours pass and they arrive at Hogwarts. Harry arrives back at the compartment with a smile on his face]
Hermione: Are you OK?
Harry: Yeah, I'm fine! Never felt better!
[Two hours later in the great hall]
Hermione: Hey! Ron! Where's Draco? He hasn't been over to bother us yet.
Ron: Yeah, I wonder where he is. (to harry) Hey, Harry, have you seen Draco?
Harry: (Burps) Nope, haven't seen HIM in awhile.
Unfortunately for Draco, nobody missed him, and nobody cared, or, even wondered if Harry had really eaten him.
*Moral*
Don't be mean to everyone and taste good, cuz if you are eaten, no one will care!
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We all know it's pointless, but so is life! Do review, but don't flame, this is these kid's first fanfic, it's not me that wrote it! Just saying.