This is just a short little idea that was plaguing me. It wouldn't go away, so I had to write it...Actually, it was SUPPOSED to be much worse than this...You're all lucky (or perhaps unlucky?) I got this idea as I was typing :P Anyway, this takes place just after Spinner gets kidnapped in An Animal's Heart. I suppose you don't HAVE to read that first, but it might help to keep you from getting confused...

I should NEVER EVER listen to Flo Rida EVER AGAIN. I MEAN it. Bad things happen because I listen to Flo Rida. Which is weird because I hate Flo Rida anyway, so why would I listen to Flo Rida...? Even I don't know! Anyway, enjoy (or not)!

Sherman was sitting in his and his brother Spinner's room by himself, just reading. He was trying to distract himself; his brother had recently been kidnapped by a Vandal, and Spinner's girlfriend Octavia was also missing. It was pretty stressful for the younger Cortez brother, and he wanted to find a way to relax. He didn't hear the door to the room open, however, and he didn't look up when it closed again.

"What're you reading?" Nexus asked, crossing the room to sit down beside Sherman on the bed. The younger male looked at the bearded man beside him.

"It's not important...I was just trying to relax," he stated, putting the book down. Nexus eyed it once, before flicking his attention back to Sherman.

"Well then, you're lucky I'm here," he grinned, quickly licking his lips. The bearded man pushed the younger male down onto the bed. Sherman could already figure out what Nexus was thinking about. The bearded man flipped the bigger male onto his stomach.

Vert was walking by the Cortez brothers' room when he heard a couple of low moans which were accompanied by grunts. He stopped, curious.

"Harder...A little to the left now..." Vert heard Sherman breathe out. More moans came a few seconds later, and Vert blushed furiously; he wasn't sure he wanted to hear what was going on, but he felt like knowing just who was in there. He waited several minutes without hearing another spoken word. The blonde was about to walk away, curiosity failing by this point, when...

"A little lower...Oh! OH! That's it, that's the spot! Ahh...Yes, Nexus, right there!" Sherman moaned rather loudly. Vert's eyes shot wide open; Sherman was doing that with his brother's girlfriend's father? Shouldn't those two be more concerned about Spinner and Octavia? 'Obviously,' Vert thought to himself, 'they're more concerned about their...alone time'. The blonde took a deep breath, and grasped the doorknob to the room firmly. What those two were doing was inappropriate, and at the risk of seriously traumatizing himself for the rest of his life and seeing images he didn't want to see whenever he closed his eyes, Vert was going to put a stop to this. He turned the doorknob and swung the door open.

The blonde's jaw dropped as he registered the scene before him. Sherman was lying on his stomach on his bed, shirtless, while Nexus was straddling him; it looked quite odd. It took a few moments for Vert to realize that other than Sherman being shirtless, the two were otherwise fully dressed. Nexus' hands were pressed to the younger Cortez brother's back.

"Uh...What's going on in here...?" Vert asked slowly. Both Sherman and Nexus were staring at him.

"I was giving Sherman a massage..." Nexus answered.

"But...The noise...You can't make that much noise just from a massage!" Vert exclaimed.

"What can I say? The man's got magic fingers," Sherman shrugged innocently.

"Didn't it ever occur to you that it might be a little weird for a 42 year old man to be giving a 22 year old man a massage?" the blonde questioned. Sherman and Nexus looked at each other for a moment.

"No," they both answered simply.

"You just think it's weird because you haven't had one of his massages," Sherman stated.

"Besides...What did you think we were doing in here?" Nexus asked after a few minutes of silence. At this, Vert's face burned in embarrassment. 'It'd be natural for anyone to assume, right? I think so...' Vert tried to convince himself that others would have thought of the same thing as he had. Nexus was staring at the blonde intently.

"You thought...You thought we were...Oh you're dirty," Nexus growled out. Vert backed out of the room, shutting the door on his way. He shook his head before walking away. Meanwhile, Sherman was now sitting up beside Nexus. They looked at each other.

"What now?" Sherman asked.

"I can think of something..." Nexus grinned widely, before Sherman pushed the bearded man into the bed.

Short one-shot, potential two-shot, is SHORT. Once again, Flo Rida = BAAAAD THINGS. Obviously, if I'm trying to pair Sherman Cortez and Nexus together now! O_O I think the end of this is quite funny though, just Vert in general XD I had to make him look like an idiot, it was him or ZOOM (no offence, Zoom fangirls!) so you Zoom fangirls should be happy I made it Vert instead. I think I used Vert mainly because of "perVERT".

There is no I in TEAM, but there IS a VERT in PERVERT. XD