(A/N Naruto Characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto also includes OOC-ness and complete stupidity lol enjoy)
The Last Dango
Tobi woke up at midnight feeling hungry for a snack. A sugary snack. He wandered around his room, stumbling on his unicorn teddy until he found his white, fluffy bunny slippers with cute little pink noses. He then pranced out of his rainbow bedroom. He skipped across the corridor, then twirled into the kitchen. He did a little curtsey before opening the cupboard. Then he grabbed his "secret" stash of cookies. He opened the cookie jar and found the cookies, gone. "Nooo! The cookies! Where are the cookies! Waaa! But Tobi like a coookieee! I bin a good liccle soilder! Tobi destroyed all of the evil eggs! Tobi a good liccle soilder! Tobi wanna cookie! Someone eated ma cookieesss!" His hand fumbled around the empty cookie jar. He pulled out a single blond hair. "Ah-ha! Evidence!" A list of names flew into his head.
Itachi?-Dark hair
Kisame?-Blue hair
Kakuzu?-Dark hair
Hidan?-Silver hair
Zetsu?-Green hair
Sasori?-Red hair
Sempai?-Blond! "Nooo! Deidara-sempai? How could you? How dare you, Sempai! YOU EATED MA COOKIES! Those poor, innocent cookies! Desperate for Tobi to eat them! You crushed their dreams and gobbled them! You greedy piggy!" Tobi sulked about this for some time. Tobi then opened the fridge. The fridge was empty! So was the freezer!
"Damn, Kakuzu for being too tight on money! Tobi hopes he gets robbed!" Tobi thought, sourly. Then he saw in the corner of his eye, hidden at the bottom of the fridge...A DANGO! "OOOOHHH! Pretty!" Tobi clumsily snatched the Dango from the plate. "Ooohhh! Pretty, pretty, pretty!" He popped the first sugary, rice ball into his mouth and savoured the sugar. "Mmm, yummy, yummy, yummy!" Then he guzzled the other one, he started to hum a tune and sang a little song "Mmm sugar, sugar. Honey, honey. Yummy, yummy, rice balls!"
Then Itachi walked in shocked to see what was in the kitchen. The cupboard was open, cookie jar on its side, freezer open, fridge open and Tobi with huge eyes popping out of his head, chipmunk cheeks, sticky bits of rice clinging to his chin holding a dango with only one rice ball on it. " That's my dango! Nooo! My dango! My precious dango! I hid it in the corner of the fridge! Trust Tobi to find the dango~! My dango! The last dango! The last dango, which was mine!"
Itachi's eyes narrowed "Tobi" He said in an unusually calm voice. " TOBI...I...AM GOING...TO KILL YOU!" His eyes blazed. "I-Itachi?" Tobi gulped down the rice. " Itachi doesn't look very happy, I-Itachi? Are you ok?"
Itachi lunged for Tobi. " AARRGGHHH! Itachi's trying to kill me!" Tobi dived over the table and hid under a chair. Itachi threw chairs to the other side of the room and flipped the table over his head. "When I get you Tobi, I'm gonna hit you so hard..." Tobi ran out of the room screaming. Itachi grabbed Tobi's candyland pyjama's and they fell onto the floor. Sasori walked past " Woah! I'm not even going to ask." Itachi sat on top of Tobi. Tobi was face down, limbs flaring all over the place.
" Nooo! Let me gooo! Waaa! Itachi! It's not fair!" Itachi snickered and snatched the dango
"Life isn't fair!" Just as Itachi was about to eat the dango, Deidara walked past and without a glance or a second thought picked up the dango and shoved it into his mouth chomping on the dango as he walked to his bedroom. Itachi hung his head whilst Tobi stopped squirming "Noooo!" Tobi bashed his head off the floor.
"SEMPAI...ATE...THE LAST DANGO!"
~~Sasu-Mad-House-96