Confessions of Draco Malfoy. (With comments from Severely Snappish, aka the Godfather, aka Snape.)
1.09.?
Blooming diary, blooming Granger, blooming Chinese who invented paper, blooming Mum!
Things to do when I arrive at Hogwarts:
Talk to godfather.
Torment house elves.
Intimidate Prof. Flitwick with my recent growth spurt.
Reapply hair gel.
Give ego boosting pep talk to self.
Find Potter, red haired moron and Granger.
Think up new insults for said parasites.
Rehire Grabbe and Goyle. Red haired moron larger growth spurt. Damn!
I must tell you that this is the most boring train ride ever to mar the blemished history of Hogwarts. I can't go and terrorise the Anti-Voldemort-DeathEaters-Umbridge-Me-Snape-minister club because ogre Weasley would steamroller me, literally, large feet.
I hate AVDEUMSM club.
I really need to shorten that. I could switch the letters around, lemme see.
Medusa VM club. Yeah, that'll do. I dunno what that VM stands for though. Inspiration will come, like always does to devilishly handsome men like me and Leonardo Da Vinci.
Things that I am:
Awfully good looking,
a Malfoy,
a pureblood,
enemy to the Medusa VM club (very proud of that)
blonde (even prouder)
Slytheirn,
rich,
spawn of the Devil,
Head Boy,
tormentor of Granger,
better than ogre Weasley,
intimidating,
powerful,
evil.
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Later, welcoming feast.
Yep, old coot finally went and got himself more crazy than a penguin during global warming. Why am I saying this? No particular reason, it's just the fact that he's doing a re-enactment of the Nutcracker, he seems to have claimed the roll of the sugarplum fairy. McGonagall looks quite pissed, I'm not sure if it's because she wanted to be the sugarplum fairy or because Dumbledore just tipped over her pumpkin juice with an exaggerated pirouette.
Ooh, there's Snape!
Boy, though I am sure that he has been all his life, the Headmaster is sadly not insane. The Godfather.
What put you in such a mellow mood?
I have recently acquired the defence against the dark arts post. I think that it may have something to do with Dumbledore's recent state of health.
It's OK to be happy, you know, show some kind of emotion. Other than hate, I mean.
Says the Malfoy.
You're avoiding the question.
So I am, has it ever come to you that you might not like the result? The only emotion that I will ever show is pure and utter loathing. Suits the attire.
Yeah, talking about your attire, the buttons on your waistcoat have been straining lately. Have you been putting on weight or do you have a severe case of constipation?
I have several layers of protective clothing.
Yeah right.
Shut up boy and go to meet the new Head Girl. Now.
Oh calamity and catastrophe. Granger is Head Girl. The annoying, perfect, friendly Granger. Strange, she's never friendly to me, not that I mind. At all.
Stupid, stupid boy.
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A/N: Just to get this straight: Italics are Snape. I trust that you will notice the exceptions by yourself. Lots of love from... the Supreme Grand Master