My theory on Sasuke...:
Which Masashi Kishimoto just edited! –Bows in servitude- All hail the mighty!
Gosh I'm such a noob, anyway he's the theory!
Sasuke originally loved Itachi and they made love 'n' stuff... Then when Itachi murdered then clan (because there parents found out about them) Sasuke, to comfort his pain moved onto Naruto which he used to fill his empty void.
Then all of a sudden Orochimaru comes along and promises to love Sasuke more than Naruto ever did... and Sasuke believes him. So eventually (way after leaving the ever lasting love bite on Sasuke's neck) Sasuke moves in with Orochimaru.
Naruto doesn't want to lose Sasuke so he tries to stop him from leaving saying that he loves him.. Sasuke tells him that "I don't love you anymore" so Naruto gets really pissed and fights Sasuke. Sasuke's will to use Orochimaru to make Itachi jealous is put into action when Sasuke fights Naruto, Naruto loses and Sasuke meets with Orochimaru.
After "training" with the snake sanin for 3 years, Sasuke thinks that he's used Orochimaru enough and kills him after finding out that Itachi doesn't care. Sasuke then finds Itachi and they have a "loving" reunion which ends in Sasuke finding out that Itachi killed the clan so that they could still love each other but the village would want to kill Itachi after finding out he killed the clan, so Itachi left. After much talk Sasuke gets pissed and kills Itachi.
The End.
Hahaha Gosh I love Sasuke. He's such a bastard you just want to shake and tell him to wake up! Naruto is obviously in love with you! Why else has he been chasing you for God knows how many years? It was the kiss that started it off I think…..
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