WELCOME TO MY FIRST FANFIC. I DON'T OWN PJO OR ANY OF THE CHARECTERS. THIS IS A ONESHOT, AND PLEASE DON'T FLAME. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.. IT'S NOT NICE. SO, HERE IS MY INTERVIEW WITH THE CAMPERS FROM PJO. ENJOY!
PJO INTERVIEW 1: NICO AND ANNABETH
ME: HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY INTERVIEW!
ANNABETH: IT'S ABOUT TIME! WE'VE BEEN WAITING HOURS!
ME: GO READ YOUR ENCYLOPEDIA ANNY. NOW I'M GONNA ASK YOU GUYS WHAT LIFE'S LIKE IN CAMP HALF BLOOD, OK?
ANNABETH: HEY, DONT CALL ME ANNY?
NICO: ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF AN INTERVIEW?
ME: QUIET ANNY! AND YES NICO, THAT IS THE POINT OF AN INTERVIEW, ALL RIGHT?
ANNABETH: HEY!
NICO: ALL RIGHT.
ME: OK FIRST QUESTION. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
NICO: HOW IS THAT IMPORTANT?
ANNABETH: YEAH!
ME: SECOND QUESTION.
NICO: WHAT? HEY, WAIT!
ME: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE IN THE CAMP?
ANNABETH: THAT WOULD BE THE BEECH. I LIKE TO GO DOWN THERE AND RELAX.
NICO: THE WOODS. THE DARKNESS FEELS NICE.
ME: SO, ANNY LIKES TO MAKE OUT ON THE BEECH AND NICO LIKES TO CRY IN THE WOODS.
ANNABETH: WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE!
NICO: YEAH! I DON'T CRY!
ME: ALL RIGHT! ARE YOU TWO HAVING AN AFFAIR?
ANNABETH:WHAT!
NICO: HEY! TAKE THAT BACK OR I'LL HAVE TO-
ME: HAVE TO WHAT, DEATH BREATH? I'M THE AUTHOR! YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
NICO: THAT'S IT. YOU'RE DEAD.
ME: SO, WHERE ARE YOU HAVING YOUR HONEYMOON?
ANNABETH: WHAT! WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!
ME: SO, PARIS? NICE PLACE.
NICO: STOP TALKING!
ME: DO YOU LIKE GRAPES?
ANNABETH: WHAT?
ME: IF YOU SAY NO, MR.D WILL BE SAD.
MR.D: DON'T GET ME INVOLVED.
ANNABETH: MR.D? WHEN'D YOU GET HERE?
MR.D: I'M NOT HERE.
NICO: WHAT? HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
ME: WHO?
NICO: MR.D!
ME: MR.D WAS NEVER HERE.
NICO: WHAT?
ANNABETH: YES HE WAS!
ME: DO YOU LIKE PIE EATING CONTESTS?
NICO: WHAT THE HELL?
PERCY: ANNABETH1 I HEARD YOU SCREAM! WHAT'S WRONG? AND WHO'S THAT?
ME: HEY PERCY! WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING ANNABETH'S AFFAIR WITH NICO!
PERCY: WHAT! ANNABETH?
ANNABETH: IT'S NOT TRUE! THIS GUY'S CRAZY! AND HE KEEPS CALLING ME ANNY!
ME: CAN'T PROVE IT.
PERCY: REALLY? (gets out riptide and uncaps it) WELL, LET'S TAKE CARE OF THAT, SHALL WE?
ME: UH-OH.
NICO: I'M IN.( unsheathes sword)
ME: I'LL SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME. IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME. HEY GUYS WAIT A SEC-
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