Fishing with TOM RIDDLE!
Tom goes fishing for TADPOLES! 2nd year for Harry.
WARNING: This is a DRABBLE
DISCLAIMER: Why would J.K. Rowling write something THIS bad?
Voldemort's memory went walking in the Chamber of Secrets one day. The basilisk was somewhere in the Hogwarts sewer system. Tom decided to go fishing with a giant fishing pole in a tiny puddle. He lowered the pole and waited. Then, two tadpoles came up.
"TADPOLES!!"he screamed. Tom swung his fishing pole above his head. Just then, the basilisk came back. The hook flew into the basilisk's eyes. Tom yanked the hook out along with the basilisk's eyes. Then the basilisk ate Tom for being stupid.
Harry walked inside. He saw the basilisk, then the tadpoles. "TADPOLES!!" Harry ran to the tadpoles. He stupidly stepped on them on the way there. "…b-but I was going to play with the tadpoles!! WAH!!" Harry started to cry. Like a rooster.
In rooster language, Harry was saying , "PARTY TIME!!". All the roosters came down to the Chamber of Secrets. Then, future Fred and George (From year five1) flew in riding their brooms.
"YAHOO! Look at the roosters Fred!"
"Why did they come down here anyway?"
"I'dunno."
"Boc! Boc! Boc!"
"Boc! Boc! Boc!"
They soon placed a portable swamp on the statue of Salazar Slytherin. They also set off one of their Weasleys' wildfire whiz-bangs. Harry immediately cheered-up. The basilisk dropped dead because of all of the roosters that were there.
The twins soon flew out of the Chamber and back to their regular time. Harry grabbed on to a rooster and flew out as well.
THE END
A/N: See? I told you it was drabble.
1 I got this idea because my brother was watching OotP at that time. I heard the fireworks and the explosion and so I got this idea.