Xander felt Angelus' grip around his neck tighten. The vampire in front of him snarled. "I wanted to do something special for Buffy, actually special to Buffy, but this is SO much better!"

Xander struggled and rammed his head into the de-souled lunatic's. In response, Angelus flipped over the brunette onto the ground. Then he reached down and grabbed Xander by his hair. "If it's any consolation," he mocked. "I feel very close to you right now."

As he leaned on to take a bite out of Xander's neck, a large mob of women 13-60 years old marched around the corner. "Get away from my boyfriend!" Harmony screamed.

Angelus blinked. "What?"

Xander smiled as a plan began to form in his head. He quickly escaped the gaping vampire and shouted over to the mob. "Ladies!" he shouted. "This monster was planing to eat me!"

The mob gasped and Xander's smile grew bigger while Angelus' confused frown was clearer. "This horror must be exterminated! Whoever can kill this creature will win my eternal love!"

The girls swooned and turned to the vampire with an angry determination. Angel's eyes widened and he backed away slowly. Then the women charged.

"Oh, and kill any other creatures that has a similar face to him," Xander called after them. Then he turned and hid in Buffy's house until morning.

37 vampires were killed that night, which would later be called "The Sunnydale Purge".

"Well Xander," Giles began. "I'm very disappointed in you. You've caused a great deal of trouble for us. You've endangered hundreds of innocent lives."

The English man sighed. "On the other hand, Angel, Drusilla, and several other vampires have been reduced to ashes. I don't approve of how it happened, but you did a damn good job fixing and making use of your mistake."

Xander nodded solemnly. "Thank you, sir. I promise I won't do anything that stupid again."

Giles rolled his eyes. "I'm sure you'll do no such thing," he responded sarcastically.

Xander broke up with Cordelia and eventually, and accidentally, safely brought the Inca Princess, who called herself Lampada back to life. Lampada is currently assisting the Scoobies and trying to atone for her past crimes.

Anya, after becoming human (as you should know), still ended up befriending the Scoobies under different pretenses.

Willow became a lesbian and met Tara. Huh, no changes there.

Giles and Jenny eventually married each other, after a rather boring and repetitive incident when Giles found out Jenny was a gypsy. He got over it.

Spike would still realize that being a vampire wasn't what it was cracked up to be and would still get a soul.

Buffy would admit to her mother that she was a slayer after a boring and repetitive incident that occurred when everyone found out Jenny was a gypsy. Joyce was pretty much okay with it. Also, she didn't have a brain aneurism. Ever.

Snyder was killed along with the Mayor of Sunnydale in a suspicious incident that occurred around the time Jenny was revealed to be a gypsy.

Dawn Summer… no changes there.

The Annointed One came back to life… during the day, where he promptly died all over again.

Everyone had a happy ending… until the Wolfram & Hart Law Firm took over the world a few years later.

Buffy Summers and her friends will return for more fun in Animal House 2!