*HNB is standing* "I am standing" says he, and along comes a little squirrel. HNB jumps onto the squirrel and screeches like a giant rabid monkey. "I BE THE EVIL MONKEY NOODLE FROM MARS! SNIFF MY TEDDY BEAR YOU FEIND!" as he jumps unto the small squirrels head and does the Macarena. "HEY! MACARENA! GET ME DINNER BITCH! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE FUCKING LOG SHOW?!? IT TOOK AWAY MY KNEEEEE!" HNB begins to foam at the mouth, and as he does, a woman comes up to him and slaps him in the face with a piece of bread. HNB quickly eats the bread after it falls to the floor, and squirms around on the floor like a happy elf would. He gets up and in the next panel you see a picture of a girl holding a teddy bear, she rips off the head and stuffs it in her mouth, only to find there was no gravy inside....NO GRAVY I SAY!!! Back to HNB...he is holding a fork and dancing like a wild baboon. "I HAVE A FORK!" he claims "IT BE ALL FORKY AND SUCH! I SHALL POKE YOU LIKE A
MANGO! FUCK! I CAN'T SEE MY INVISIBLE PLANE!" He runs around screaming for his mother, until he runs into a large pole. "GET OUT OF MY WAY MUFFIN MAN!" he yells as he slaps it with a large frozen burrito, "NO I WILL NOT MARRY YOU BITCH!" as he falls to the floor deliberately, bruising his eighteenth fuzzy tummy. "GOODNIGHT MOMMY!" as his eyes close, and someone shoots him in the head.