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Moving at the Speed of Light
It all started at the tender age of 3. I was left at the doorstep of an orphanage. I was taken in and put up for adoption. No body wanted me, so they threw me in a dumpster. As I crawled out and managed to make my way to a canyon where a family of Falcons raised me. When I was old enough, I set out for school. To make money, I was forced to be a pizza- delivery boy. You really learn to drive that way. My first customer was a shocker... I remember it like yesterday....
I knocked on the door and waited a while. After about a few minutes, the door slowly opened. There was a short, fat man in blue overalls and a red shirt. He had three chins and his overalls were barely holding in his tremendous bulk. It was Mario! He really let himself go. I watched his lard jiggle as he reached for his wallet.
" Don't you think you should cut down on these, Mario? " I asked.
" Me'sa tell ya when I want some! " He snapped, his chins bounced. Mario got a look of pain over his face. His fat digits clutched his chest.
" Uh oh..." Mario gasped. His eyes rolled back into his head and he collapsed. I checked for a pulse and when I discovered none, I took his wallet and the pizza. I figured why would he need them? As I walked to my car laughing, I discovered another short person standing near my car. This man was taller and thinner. He had Green instead of Red. It was Mario's Brother, Luigi.
" You killed a'Mario! " He yelled with anger and shock in his voice.
" I'll bust you up a'good! " He reached into his Tool Box and pulled out a lead pipe. He charged at me. And quick punch to his mid-section made him drop like a bag of bricks. I got into my car and raced away. As I got back to Pizza Town, there was another order waiting for me. The manager told me to be careful with this one. I went back to my car and drove to the address of the customer. I knocked and waited, the door opened......
Author's note: The next chapters will be a lot longer and explain more about C.F. How was it? Should I continue? Go easy on me, first SSB:M fic.
Moving at the Speed of Light
It all started at the tender age of 3. I was left at the doorstep of an orphanage. I was taken in and put up for adoption. No body wanted me, so they threw me in a dumpster. As I crawled out and managed to make my way to a canyon where a family of Falcons raised me. When I was old enough, I set out for school. To make money, I was forced to be a pizza- delivery boy. You really learn to drive that way. My first customer was a shocker... I remember it like yesterday....
I knocked on the door and waited a while. After about a few minutes, the door slowly opened. There was a short, fat man in blue overalls and a red shirt. He had three chins and his overalls were barely holding in his tremendous bulk. It was Mario! He really let himself go. I watched his lard jiggle as he reached for his wallet.
" Don't you think you should cut down on these, Mario? " I asked.
" Me'sa tell ya when I want some! " He snapped, his chins bounced. Mario got a look of pain over his face. His fat digits clutched his chest.
" Uh oh..." Mario gasped. His eyes rolled back into his head and he collapsed. I checked for a pulse and when I discovered none, I took his wallet and the pizza. I figured why would he need them? As I walked to my car laughing, I discovered another short person standing near my car. This man was taller and thinner. He had Green instead of Red. It was Mario's Brother, Luigi.
" You killed a'Mario! " He yelled with anger and shock in his voice.
" I'll bust you up a'good! " He reached into his Tool Box and pulled out a lead pipe. He charged at me. And quick punch to his mid-section made him drop like a bag of bricks. I got into my car and raced away. As I got back to Pizza Town, there was another order waiting for me. The manager told me to be careful with this one. I went back to my car and drove to the address of the customer. I knocked and waited, the door opened......
Author's note: The next chapters will be a lot longer and explain more about C.F. How was it? Should I continue? Go easy on me, first SSB:M fic.