(A/N- I borrowed the translation of Declare War on All Vocaloid from Vocalsubber. I don't own UTAU or Vocaloid)

Chapter 1- A Meeting Of Importance

Sukone Tei sat on her red velvet throne as she listened to her assistants, combing her bony fingers through her long white hair. Despite the chilly weather, it was warm inside the castle. Its black walls stood tall in the firm soil. The sky was dark and gloomy as per usual.

"Those stupid Vocaloids think they're so much better than us Utauloids," a young man with long red hair complained with a snarl. He sat by a large, wooden, octagonal table.

"I know, Mr Namine, but we need to concentrate on political matters, not racism from a few arrogant singers," a man with rectangular glasses and a crimson ponytail replied. He looked at his clipboard. "What are today's issues?"

"Well, big brother-" A girl with pink twirling pigtails began before being interrupted.

"Do not address me as as your brother here, Teto. Refer to me as Ted." Ted glared daggers at Teto, trying to not get release his anger and do something he'd regret later.

"Very well, Ted. It appears that Vocalia is being taken over by a group known as 'The Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee'. This committee is led by the famous Hatsune Miku and is quickly gaining popularity across the country. Do you suppose they'll make strong allies?"

A man with black hair stood up from his chair, pushing a red streak of hair out of his face. "If we form an alliance with them, there is a possibly that they might give us some of their land."

"That's true," Ted admitted. "Unfortunately, there is also the possibility that they might be more dangerous than King Kaito and Queen Meiko could ever be. It is important that we take that into consideration, Mr Yokune."

Tei stood up and frowned at the sleeping woman with black pigtails and a blue streak of hair. "Get up, Ms Yokune!"

Ruko sat up, startled. "I'm sorry, Your Highness."

"What should we do, President Tei?" Mr Yokune asked. Tei smiled in the most sadistic way possible, earning frightened looks from Kasane Teto, Yokune Ruko and Yokune Rook. Namine Ritsu and Kasane Ted,on the other hand, were used to her unusual facial expressions.

"Let's... Kidnap Kagamine Len!"

"What?" The others,yelled in surprise and alarm.

"We can use him to scare the current leaders into giving me land. He is a popular figure, after all. Once we gain more power, we'll be able to squash that committee like a bug."

Ritsu smiled in a similar manner to Tei. "That sounds like a great idea. A war could be very profitable for us."

"Then it's settled," Tei confirmed. "I shall make the announcement. I'm confident that we can win even if we play fair."

She walked up to a large speaker with which, thanks to radio, sound could travel all the way from Utaunos Castle to Vocalia Palace. The other Utauloids put earplugs in their ears, preparing for Tei's loud voice. Tei decided to present the message the best way she could- by singing.

"Alerting all Vocaloids! From now on, I'm going to be the main character. If you have any objections, please leave.

"You should be scared, because I'll destroy you in the most brutal way possible.

"From now on, I will become one with the world's rules. If you have any objections, please leave.

"You should be scared, because I'll destroy you with the most brutal torture possible."

Tei smiled in satisfaction. Ruko and Teto looked at each other with concerned faces. Wasn't announcing that you're going to attack a country the worst tactic in the book?

Tei settled back in her throne. "Now, Mr Kasane, I want you to lead my troops when I tell you to. Mr Namine, you're in charge of handling the missiles. Mr Yokune, you're the best person to lead the attack dogs. Ms Yokune, I need you to make sure we have plenty of supplies."

"What about me?" Teto asked, pointing to herself.

"I have a very special job for you. Everyone else, go and complete your duties."

"Am I in charge of air attacks? Bread bombs? What?"

"You're going to be the one who kidnaps Len." Teto wasn't sure what to be more shocked about- being recruited as a kidnapper or hearing President Tei address someone by their first name? Did Tei know Mr Kagamine?

"O-okay."

Teto Kasane went to see Mr Namine to see if she could borrow some spy equipment. She headed towards the weapons building just outside the castle.

"Go see Ms Ooka if you want spy equipment," Mr Namine told Teto, who sighed and walked the short distance to the Ooka residence. She refused to transform into her bat form unless absolutely necessary. There was no need to scare her fellow Utauloids.

Teto knocked on the door, noticing a nameplate appear next to it on the wall. "Your name, please," a voice more robotic sounding than her own spoke.

"Kasane Teto."

"Your race, please."

"Utauloid, Chimera."

"Your age, please."

"Ugh... Why do I have to tell you?"

"Your age, please."

"Fifteen and a half."

"Your real age, please."

Teto sighed irritably."Thirty-one."

"Thank you for your time. Please wipe your feet." A beep signalled throughout the house. The door opened automatically and Teto let herself inside.

"Hi Miko!" Teto called. A girl with light brown hair and red eyes walked up from the basement.

"Hello Ms Teto!" Miko Ooka replied in a cheery voice. "You look very pretty today."

"Why thank you. I came here for some equipment."

"What's the mission?"

"Kidnapping."

A wide beaming grin spread on Miko's face. "I haven't had such a big assignment to provide equipment for in a long time!" Teto couldn't help but feel a little unnerved at Miko's excitement.

"I've got just what you need," Miko said.

Teto had no idea what Miko, or life for that matter, had in store for her.