Pick A Tie

by idioticonion

Drabble - Barney's theory on how to pick a tie - dialogue between Barney/Ted/Random Chick - set in 2004 right after the Tuxedo night flashback in 5.04 Definitions

"Okay, new topic, how do I pick a tie?"

"Simple, remember in the movie Predator...?"

"Yes, Barney, I have seen that movie."

"And what did we learn from that movie, Ted?"

"That... you have to blend in to your environment if you're gonna kick ass?"

"Close, but no."

"Something about... body heat?"

"Dude!"

"Okay, I give up. What did we learn?"

"Always let you buddies take the hits first! In other words, watch for the compliments that other guys get, then copy their style!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah - oh, hey baby! Haaaaave you met Ted?"

"I'm Ted."

"Hi! Nice bow-tie, Ted."

"See?"