Hogwarts Has Eyes; Over A Thousand Eyes

Severus/Remus

Slash

Inspired by needing an excuse to remain on the computer

Disclaimer: Hogwarts, Spells and characters all belong to J.K Rowling. I own nothing.

"Are you alone?"

"Of course I'm alone, who'd you think I'd bring, the entire Gryffindor common room?"

"Yes."

"Don't be ridiculous Severus."

"I'm not, you're a Gryffindor, you're sneaky like that."

"As opposed to the oh so pleasantries of Slytherin, is it?"

"Exactly."

A scowl formed on the lycans face. He folded his arms and stared down at the potions masters leather boots.

"What are you pouting about now?"

"This."

"My boots? I've always found them rather charismatic, quite snug too."

A scowl. "Not your boots, Sev, us."

"…"

"Us sneaking around the castle like this."

"Isn't that what marauders do?"

"At one time, yes."

"And what's the difference now? You're still one, aren't you."

"The difference is I'm 33 years old and long past the immature awkward teenage romps in between classes in empty rooms."

"Who were you romping with as a teenager between classes?"

"No one."

"Exactly."

"I guess. So like… it's ok I suppose."

"Exactly."

"Stop saying that."

"Stop saying what?"

"That."

"That?"

"Severus!"

"Alright fine, relax. Look come on, there's no one in the great hall."

"Are you kidding me! There's owls in there and anyone could just waltz in on top of us. Can you imagine the atrocities of having the entire school knowing that we romped on the house tables…. Actually that does sound fun... And maybe we could get away with a quick one…"

"Well?"

"Alright fine, but quickly."

Slender hands found there way around smooth hips. Fingers fumbled with belt buckles and tongues slid along soft lips. Teeth clashed against delicate skin, fingers fondled with hair and Goosebumps erupted across both men's arms.

"Eh…Severus."

A kiss. "Mmmf"

"No Severus… serious-"

Another kiss and a soft moan slipped between the Slytherin's lips.

"I think you should just-"

"Will you just shut up Remus and give me a kiss?"

Someone cleared their voice. Severus froze. The voice echoed throughout the hall. Severus turned around from his position of having Remus pinned against the Gryffindor table. Silence. Blue eyes twinkled. A stern feline face glared. Innocent eyes looked gob smacked.

Professor Dumbledore stepped forward. "Hogwarts has eyes, Severus, you've been here long enough to know that."

"Yeah… A thousand eyes."

~ The End ~

Thank you if you've taken the time to review this story. It's just a hot off the press one-shot. I was bored and needed an excuse to stay on the computer.

If you haven't checked out my other stories, take a look at them; F for Friendship (Severus/Harry) and Youthful Redemptions. (Severus/Remus)

- Antonin Dolohov