This fan fic makes fun of Animal Crossing, even though I love the game. This particular fic is from Population: Growing, not from Wild World of City Folk.

Chapter One: Arrival

You're on a train, heading North toward your new home. While the train is moving, a weird cat wearing a sweater enters the train. He looks at you, stunned, and walks over.

"Umm, can I sit here?" he asks. "I promise I won't fall asleep, fall on you and start drooling on you."

Charmed. "Why should I, you crazy weirdo?" I reply scoffing.

"Oh well, at least I know there are still some rude people in the world. My name's Rover," the cat called 'Rover' says.

"Hey!" I yell, "I said no! Go away!"

"I don't know why I'm asking this, but what is your name?" Rover asks.

"Teddie," I respond. What a psycho, I know why: you're an idiot!

"Teddie what a weird name for a guy. So where are you headed?" he asked.

"I'm a girl you retard! Why the heck should I tell you, stalker!" I yell.

"Well this is a one way train so I guess you're headed to Snowvill. Nice place; hey so I know where to visit you, where will you're house be?" he asks.

"go away, you frickn' stalker!" I turn my head away from the purple cat.

He smiles, "you mean you don't have a place to live? Well you're in luck, my best bud runs the store there. I'll ring him up, hang on a sec."

The cat leaves through a door to the end of a train. He puts money in something and takes out a cell phone and talks with his 'bud' he then closes his conversation and puts the phone in his pocket.

"I'm back," he smiles at me, "miss me, maya?"

"No, go away before I catch whatever you have that makes you retarded," I back away.

"He says he has some houses dirt cheap for sale. You have money, right?" he asks.

"What's it to ya'?" I retort.

"Oh, were about to pull into Snowvill, I guess this is your stop. See ya'!" he calls as I leave the train.

I walk pass a monkey wearing clothes and exit the station, only to be confronted by a raccoon/dog thing.

"Hey, are you Teddie?" the raccoon asks, "I'm Tom Nook, I run the store 'round here. Come with me."

I probably shouldn't answer that. We walked toward the first lot.

It has a red roof and a squiggly piece of wood by the entrance. I look at the others; they look the same as the first one, only a different color. Red's the color of blood. "I'll take this one." I told the Raccoon.

"All righty, 17,000 bells," he smiles holding his arms out.

"What the heck are bells? All I have are dollars. Can I pay with those?" I ask.

"No money? Why you're so short I can't help to laugh, "he pauses to laugh, "you don't have a house, so I can't leave you on the streets…"

Of course you can. This is life.

"I have an idea! You can work off your debt in my shop!" he claps to his 'intelligence'.

"That's stupid-" I was cut off by his horrible voice.

"Come by my shop as soon as you can." He then scrambles off.

"Thanks, no directions. I guess I'll wonder about for a while…"

I walked a little bit West and found myself talking to a bear named Grizzly.

"Quit sneaking around!" he yelled. "Oh, your name is Teddie? Hello."

Did I ever tell him my name? No.

"Ok, can you tell me where Tom Nook's shop is?" I ask.

"Do I look like a sign post? Go to the station or the police office and you'll find a map." He growls.

I scoff and walk back to the station and look at the map. Nook's place is across a river that only had one bridge that was three Acers South. Sigh…

I shuffled my feet down three Acers and left two. Then back up three. Overall, it took ten minutes.

When I walk into the shop, what do I get? A yell in my face.

"Where were you? Smelling the roses? Humans…" he sighs.

Racist.

"Ok, wear this, and then I need you to plant these flowers around my shop. Liven the place up a bit." He pushes me out the door.

What an idiot... I threw the flowers and the shirt into the dump an Acer East. I walked back and Tom gave me a lecture.

"Why did you change out of your clothes?!" he asks.

"I never put them on," I reply.

"Kids these days… anyway go take this to Grizzly on Acer A-5." Tom Nook sighs passing me a package.

I walk all the way back to Grizzly and hand him the package. He laughs at me for buying a house with no money and gives me a modern bed. I run back to Tom Nook's and get 'paid'.

"I'll keep you earnings as a way to collect debt. You earned 280 bells." He smiles at me, "I feel like you're working full time already!"

Oh god, save me now!

I black out.

How did you like it? Love, hate, loath? Tell me about it. Guess what happens to Teddie tomorrow. I'm not telling! :P