One day Toru (Original char FTW) was walking down the street when Sasuke jumped out of nowhere and shouted "POTATOES" and ran off Toru then thought 'potatoes yes potatoes….' Then Orochimaru ran up behind him and screamed " yes potatoes will help me take over the world and then went into a convince store and bought all the potatoes which grew arms legs hands and noses. They then began to spread there evil with machine guns, then Neji came out of nowhere and said " you have legs but that doesn't mean you can walk you have no FEET' then all the potatoes fell over and started shooting everything. Naruto jumped onto a roof and started selling ramen to invisible floating people who would actually take the ramen and dump it on random peoples heads. It fell on Sakura and she started screaming and running around in circles whining about a week to do her hair then. Sasuke, while stalking Itachi, went into the Akatsuki lair and found Dei making poses in a mirror and Sasuke shouted "you gay peace of wood" then Dei turned to him and screamed then Sasori came out of a secret closet in the middle of the place and started making out with Dei. Itachi came in and then threw pills at Sasuke and turned him into a five year old. Then lee and Gain burst through the wall and surrounded Sauce doing dancing like Indians around a fire and chanting " youth youth youth youth" *back with Toru who walked into the convenience store" Toru stepped on all of the potatoes which where now break dancing and into the convenience store when Kakashi came out from beside the door and said " hey girl" T said "w-w-w-what" and then Kakashi went are you bra-less " and Toru went into the emo corner because he was a guy. Then Shikamaru yelled' get off me you stupid hobo I'm trying to sleep in this fucking corner so troublesome," and Toru jumped into the air and did a summersault while Gaara tried to sand vault onto Kiba-Akamaru but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a Ino glare. Then Tenten jumped up and killed the whole store and yelled ' no more stupid references and then a tape worm rapped itself around her and someone shouted "IT LOOKS LIKE A TAPE WORM RAPPED AROUND A POLE " then Tenten got really mad and started destroying the world by dancing she was helped by Orochimaru and his group of evil break dancing potatoes. Then Tsunade and jumped up from her nap and knocked all the paper work of her desk and gathered a whole bunch of random chunin and genin and started a dance off against the evil league of evil dancers. *To Sasuke* Sasuke was hanging on to Itachi's leg and whining like any five year old would and Itachi was complaining about how what ever age Sasuke was he was always annoying. And then something caught his leg and he tripped it was a grapefruit with a whip and Neji came out saying how impossible it was and then the grape fruit grew enormous and started to roll and then every one ran and screamed in fright all running the same direction it was rolling, the grapefruit took out the convince store and interrupted the dance of which was tied at the moment no one knew what was going on and then the nine tailed fox came out of know where and stared to eat the grapefruit everyone looked at Naruto who shrugged and no one knew what to do.