Me: I just saw LION KING !! And I'm back home now. Well anyways, apparently my going to the gift shop was a 'rude outburst'. People these days !! Mehh, I'm sticking with mutants now. Oooh !! IDEA !! ANGEL !! COMPELL FANG TO LURVVE ME WITH YOUR MIND !!

Angel: Okeyy. Since I'm the good captive ;D

Total: Grrrr . . .

Me: WOOT !!

*Angel flies off*

Me: Ahemm. Ermm. Awkward silence ??? How about them crazy scientists ?? What about seven toes ?? Magoes ?? I slam the dusty disappearing mango in your face.

Total: What ??

Me: Speaking of faces, you're going to wake up one morning with Tang in your face !!!!!!!

Total: Should I be sc--[interrupted]

*Angel gets back w/ Fang*

Me:GOOD CAPTIVE !!!!!

*Angel skips upstairs*

Fang: Sunshine, Rainbows & PONIES !!!! All in one . . . Ooooh happy ponies are happy and joyful and yay3

Me:DAMMIT THIS IS FANG 2 !!! ANGEL !! YOU'RE SUCH A BAD CAPTIVE !!

*silence*

Me: Mehh. Fang 2's still schmexx. HEY FANG 2 !! WANNA MAKE OUT ??

Fang 2: No. I want a PONY . . . but I dont have a choice in this, do I ?

Me:NOPE ! You're my OC=I control you.

Fang 2: Technically I'm not an OC !!

Me: But I invented your cheerfulness !!

Fang 2: YAY YOU !!

---This is a lame attempt at a schmex page break that will show that this is a tad later---

Me: *sigh* I decided to do the right thing an have Angel "influence" a pony to be Fang 2's instead of kissing him.

Fang 2: PONY !!!!!!!! I name you Sparkles, pony !!!! I'm going to groom you, and show you, DRESSAGE !! OOH !! I'LL PUT BOWS IN YOUR MANE, TOO !!

Me: I lied . . . *suprise-kisses Fang 2 while he's too preoccupied with his pony*

Fang 2: HER NAME IS SPARKLES !!

Me: Blehh. I'm going to type this up into a oneshot.

Fang 2: I am NOT your tool to use for random oneshots !!

Me: Fine. I'll make it a series.

Fang2: I'd facepalm but Sparkles disapproves.

*awkward silence*

Crickets: Chirp chirp. Chirp chirp.

Cobwebs: The noise a cobweb makes when it appears.

Me: Ooh I'm gonna spoof Barney. . . . I lurrve Fang, you love Fang, so lets get together and glomple Fang !!

Crickets: We will now resume chirping.

Cobwebs: We will now pretend to resume appearing, but in actuallity we'll be trying to beat out Crickets for being the first sign of awkward silence.

Me: I'm a proud innie-haver !!

Fang 2: Whoa that was random o.o

Me: Ahh I figured out my train of though !! Gaia Avvie Tattoos Solar Flare Tattoo Outties Belly Buttons Mine INNIE !!!!

*Awkward silence that is only awkward silence because the fight-to-the-death between Crickets and Cobwebs was a tie. Ouch.*

Me: POP . . . POP . . . POP . . ULARR !!

Fang 2: Sparkles is disappointed in your reference. Do better !! You can do it !! I have faith in you and your aura !! Or Karma is it ?

Me: Leave me alone, get out of my face !!!!!

Fang 2: That's a better one !!

Me: I mean it, though.

Fang 2: Why be so hurtful ?! WHY CAN'T THE WORLD JUST BE ONE BIG HAPPY MANGO ?! *sobs*

Me: What would you say if I said to you "Just go ahead and cry" ??

Fang 2: PERFECT.

Me: *glomples with love*