"She's beautiful!" Kanade said holding a newborn baby.

"What will we name it?" Yuzuru asked.

"Ushio mk2." Kanade answered.

"Why mk2?" Yuzuru asked in a confuzzled tone.

"Because the first one was in Clannad."

"Kanade what are you talking about?"

"You know? Clannad! You can own it on DVD and Blu-ray today!" Kanade answered with a fake sounding enthusiasm.

"You know that makes no sense right?" Yuzuru replied with a facepalm.

"It's product placement it doesn't need to make sense." Kanade answered. "Now shut up and time skip!"

5 years later Yuzuru, Kanade and Ushio mk2 Otonashi now live happily together as a family but perhaps the couples child is not as normal as she seems.

"Yuzuru hurry up! We're ready to go!" Kanade yelled to her husband.

"I'm coming! Keep your pants on!" Yuzuru yelled back.

"Come on daddy you're so slow!" Ushio mk2 said.

As they set off out the door Yuzuru noticed something strange about his daughter. She was glowing. He decided that this must just be from the lack of sleep he was getting, after all he worked hard to support his family.

The three of them walked down the street with Ushio mk2 a fair distance ahead of her parents. Suddenly a white van with no windows pulled up next to her and a man got out. "Come with me!" he said as he grabbed her arm.

Kanade saw the horrible scene in the distance and went running to protect her daughter. She picked up the child and held it facing towards the strange man. Suddenly Ushio mk2's eyes began to glow. "Eat shit!" Kanade yelled as lasers shot from her daughters eyes, turning the man into a pile of ash.

Yuzuru could not believe his eyes. "What the hell just happened?" He asked frantically.

"Didn't you know?" Kanade said all confuzzled like. "Our daughter has super powers!"

"How was I supposed to know that?" Yuzuru asked angrily "I don't even know her middle name!"

"Her full name is Ushio mk2 Super Mecha Death Baby Extreme Otonashi!" Kanade replied.

"Wow I'm sorry guys will you forgive me?" Yuzuru asked with a tear in his eye.

"Of coarse daddy! Ushio mk2 said as she hugged her father.

"Ushio mk2 I promise to be the best daddy ever and if you ever want anything just let me know!"

"I want a little sister!" She demanded.

"Well... uh... I...I...I don't know if I can just give you one of those!" Yuzuru stuttered.

"Sure you can!" Kanade said enthusiastically as she pulled her husband into the back of the van. The vehicle rocked back and fourth for a while before Kanade emerged holding another baby.

"What just happened?" Yuzuru asked.

"I'll tell you later." Kanade said. "Our daughter shouldn't hear of such inappropriate things."

"Well what are we going to name this one?" Yuzuru asked.

"Heather Otonashi!" Kanade replied.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.