Devil May Cry

Dante/Nero Yaoi

Possibly OOC

Disclaimer: I OBVIOUSLY don't own DMC but I do own these weird ideas.

Dante lounged at his desk, flipping through a motorcycle magazine and nursing a beer… when his phone rang. Dante raised an eyebrow suspiciously though he didn't know why, and picked it up. "Devil May Cry, this is-"

"Dante! Don't worry, I know who you are."

He heard a smile in the familiar voice and his stomach did peculiar flips. This was strange already. "Lady? What horrible thing did I do to get you to call me?"

She huffed on the other line, probably flipping off the phone. "Well, ass hat…" She paused, a giggle in the background as Dante half listened. "You know that mission you have next week? The really important, really big one that you're getting paid very generously for?"

Dante's eyes grew wide for a moment as the magazine dropped to his desk and his throat tightened. "What the hell is going on?" He growled, free hand clamped in a fist.

"Well…" She drug it out for dramatic effect and let out a long sigh into the phone. Dante was becoming impatient with her. "Trish and I were talking about it and it sounds like an awful lot of work for just one person…"

"Lady, you didn't-"

"So we called this guy-"

"Please tell me you didn't get me-"

"A partner? Yep, sure did! He's real sweet and does a bang up job around demons. He should be there tonight, so try not to make an ass out of your self. Bye Dante!" With that, she hung up on him.

"Oh fucking hell!" He cursed, throwing the phone at the wall as it cracked. His breath was ragged and his face was red, knuckles turning white looking as though they would snap into pieces. "Stupid fucking bitches…" He sighed gruffly and leaned back into his chair. This would be a long fucking week and from the sound of it he-

RAP RAP RAP

All of Dante's thoughts were cut off as three sharp knocks sounded at his door. He grunted a short acknowledgment to let the man know he was coming, but there was only one person he wanted to see on that side of the door. The only person that had been able to completely occupy his mind for more than a few minutes with out even knowing it.

He threw the door open, slack jawed as he stared at the kid in front of him. "Hey Dante." The teen mumbled not meeting his eyes. Dante swallowed hard, feeling a hot blush cover his cheeks as if the young hunter had been reading his mind just seconds ago.

"Nero," He said slowly as a slight grin made its way to his lips. The kid fidgeted awkwardly on the door step and rubbed his nose in embarrassment, glancing everywhere but at Dante. "Uh sorry," He laughed half heartedly, "C'mon in kid." He moved away from the entrance, closing the door after Nero.

"Look Dante," Nero turned around, dropping his bag on the floor. "I know you hate having a partner and if I had it my way then I'd already be in an apartment on my own. But, I was kicked out of Fortuna and Lady said if I did this as a favor to her she'd hook me up with a place." Finally, their eyes met and Dante saw how cold Nero looked. The kid hadn't been so serious the last time they met and Dante was beginning to feel a little nervous.

Dante raised a hand in understanding and nodded awkwardly. "Kid, you can stay here as long as you need to. Uh, I'm sorry about Fortuna too…"

Nero cut him off with a wave of his hand, shuffling his feet with a half assed smile though he seemed to visibly relax. "Don't be, it was my fault. I won't impose too long on you." 'Impose on me all you want' He thought silently. Nero's head snapped up to look him in the eye. "What did you say?" Well, he thought it was silent.

Dante shook his head. "Nothing, really. Um, I'm about to order some food, it'll take a bit so you can set up in your room if you want." He gestured up to the second floor and bent down to pick up the cracked phone.

"Sure." He bent to grab his bag from the floor and Dante watched him from the corner of his eye. He wished the long coat wasn't a contender but Nero's taste was like his own and it hid the kid's ass. "I'll be down in a few minutes…mind if I take a shower?" He asked, looking around the living room at the ruddy couch.

Dante barked out a short laugh. "You're gonna be here for a while kid, what's mine is yours." He smiled, meaning that in more than one way.

Nero let out a grunt and nodded, Dante watching his every move.

Thirty minutes later Dante was once again at his desk when the door bell rang. He opened it just as he heard Nero's footsteps on the stairs. "Hey Dante, where are your towels?" Dante turned around, mouth slack as he stared at a dripping wet Nero, half naked. The kid wore a skimpy pair of black boxers as he stood on the cemented stairs.

"Oh my…" Dante turned back to the door where the pizza delivery girl stared at him shamelessly, drool practically pouring from her mouth. Dante growled, snatching the pizza away from her.

"Put it on my tab." He snarled quietly, slamming the door in her face as he spun back around. Nero smirked stupidly as water dripped from his hair and down his chest, floating past perfect pecks and chiseled abs…right down the V in his hips to-

"So…where are the towels? Or have you gone deaf in your old age?" Nero raised an eyebrow at Dante who smiled back sheepishly.

"There are a few folded up on my bed, you're welcome to use those since I need to wash some more." Nero nodded and turned, Dante staring unabashedly at his ass as the kid walked away. "Damn…" he sighed, sitting on the couch with a beer in hand, turning the TV on and carelessly flipping through the channels, not actually paying attention to anything that was on. He kept glancing up the stairs, trying to catch a glimpse of the younger slayer.

Finally, Nero's bare feet made an appearance at the landing of the stairs, followed by jean clad legs and a tight black wife-beater. Dante's breath caught in his throat as he turned back to the TV and sped through the channels, not giving the characters a chance to speak. "Whoa old man, what's on your mind?" Nero asked plopping down next to Dante on the couch and putting his arms on the back of it.

The elder had to clear his throat a few times and couldn't look the kid in the eye. "What do you mean kid?" He managed, feeling the heat of Nero's hand at the back of his neck, sending small shivers down his spine.

The kid gestured with his bringer at the open box of pizza. "You've been alone with it for more than a few minutes and it's still completely intact. I've never known you to turn down pizza." Nero gave a small smile and raised an eyebrow. "So tell me," He nudged the elder slay with an elbow. "What's going on?"

Dante gave a slight shake of his head, yearning to lean over and wrap his arms around his companion's slim waist. "Just thinking about work." He attempted to smile but Nero saw that it didn't touch his eyes.

"Yeah? You sure?" Nero's voice was softer now, his glassy blue orbs filled with concern that Dante tried to shove off.

"What are you, a woman? I'm fine, Jesus kid…" He shoved Nero hard, knocking the kid off the couch.

"Hey! You dickweed." Nero growled back, wrapping his arm around Dante's neck and tugging him onto the floor. "Ha! Pinned you old man." He smiled down at Dante, unaware that his ass was gently rubbing against Dante's cock as he straddled the elder's waist. Arms pinned over his head by the younger's bringer as his other hand sat flat on Dante's chest.

"Don't get too cocky," He grumbled, pushing backward and flipping Nero over his head, onto his back. Dante was on him in a second, pinning the kid to the floor with ease and pleasure. He wrapped his legs around the kid's and held his wrists to the floor by his sides, very effective. "Hmm, seems I've won." He grinned as Nero sneered up at him and struggled to break free.

"That's just 'cause you've got fifty pounds on me, old man." He mumbled, finally giving up.

Dante leaned in close, just an inch away from Nero's face as his voice grew slightly husky. "That's all muscle, baby." He grinned, watching Nero's cheeks flush as he bit his full, petal pink bottom lip. An inadvertent yawn began to make its way to Dante's mouth and he sat up, still pinning the kid to the floor. "I'm going to bed kid." He stood and offered Nero his hand; the younger took it graciously and stood to stretch. Dante watched his muscles flex and ripple, turning away as his stomach turned in knots. "I'll see you in the morning." He started up the stairs, hearing Nero coming up the stairs behind him slowly.

Dante knew what he had to do as soon as he got the door closed… He needed release, and as he jerked himself off he would be moaning Nero's name softly.

"Night kid." Nero heard him say before the elder's door was closed.

"Night Dante." He sighed back to the door as he sauntered toward the bathroom and brushed his teeth. Walking towards his room, Nero paused at Dante's door, placing his hand flat on the thick panel and biting his lip as a soft moan floated from the door. Nero blushed, realizing what Dante was doing. He wanted to walk to the older man and take him roughly, possibly over the desk down stairs…

"Oh fuck…" He heard Dante moan again quietly and he stopped breathing, a hard on growing painfully fast as his hand turned to a white knuckled fist.

"I gotta get outta here…" He turned quickly away from the door, grabbing his jacket and boots as he ran down the stairs and flew out the door. "To hell with being discrete." He muttered, walking quickly down the street, not knowing where his feet where taking him.

Dante heard the front door slam shut and his face grew tight. He finished off quickly, running a towel quickly over himself and zipping up his leather pants as he raced to the door. He wouldn't let the kid get away that easy.

"Nero!" He stopped walking, hands clenched in fists at the sound of the elder slayer shouting his name. His name? Since when did Dante call him by his name? "Nero, wait up there kid. Where you goin'?"

Reluctantly, Nero turned around. The sight of Dante running to him caused odd emotions to run through his heat, leaving a small aching hole there. After all, Dante was the reason he was kicked out of Fortuna. "I just needed a walk Dante…" He sighed, kicking at a pile of snow.

"Why didn't you let me know, I woulda gone with you." Dante stood less than a foot away, hot breath hitting Nero in the face as he panted softly.

Nero shrugged, glancing at the shining buckles on the vest, keeping Dante's chest from view. "I didn't want to bother you." He said quietly.

Dante grinned and punched him lightly on the chin. "C'mon kid. I think it'd be the other way around."

Nero managed to grin back and walk by Dante's side back to the house, jogging quickly up the stairs and saying good night to Dante. The elder slayer sighed and sat at his desk, picking up the phone and dialing someone he thought he would never, ever call willingly.

It was early morning and Dante groaned when he heard a sharp knocking at his door. "Dante! Don't make me come in there!" His eye brows shot up his forehead and he scrambled to pull on a pair of pants, running down stairs before she had a reason to let herself in.

"What the fuck do you want, Trish?" He grumbled, yanking open the door to find Trish standing at his step holding a white box with holes and a brown bag. "And what the hell is that?"

She smiled evilly and shoved past him into the house. "I am here because you called me about Nero's attitude yesterday. And this is what is going to cheer him up." Trish put the box down carefully, dropping the bag beside his desk. "I wrote down a list of instructions and put it in the bag. Try not to kill it, slayer." Before Dante could get a word in edge wise, she danced quickly out the door and drove away.

He frowned out the door before kicking it shut and raising an eyebrow at the white box. 'Try not to kill it… What the hell does that mean?' He moved forward and it shook slightly, he jumped back and waited a moment. It shook some more. Dante furrowed his brow suspiciously and got down on one knee, leaning over the box. The elder put a tentative hand over the top, and tugged gently at the closed flap.

Okay, first chapter of many to come. What do you think? I'm eager to put up the next three chapters seeing as they are ready, but I can't do that with out reviews now can i?