KP REVOLUTION
Chapter 1: The Center Can Not Hold

By Rain Everwood, Ravin Wood and Shard Shadowhart

We do not own Kim Possible, were r but starving artists and wouldn't make for a good law soot.

Rain: this is a kigo (Kim x Shego) story and might include elmy (Electronique x D.)

Ravin: this is rated MA for language, violets, sex and mental nudity.

Shard: pleas comment and enjoy the KP Revolution art already posted. If u want to do fan art for this go ahead but just credit us and link it so we can see. P.S. If there's spelling errors Spell check missed them so don't posit pissy comments about it.

The Lorwardian were defeated and all seemed right with the world. Kim and Ron were in love, Shego and Dr. Drakken were heroes and the reconstruction effort was in full swing. But some of the leftover alien tech didn't make it into the right hands.

There was a nock at the door of the Stoppable residents 1 bright sunny day. "Hay KP". Ron hugged his girlfriend tight as she smiled and said hi back. Mr. Stoppable smiled as they walked past the kitchen door to the living room. He was reading the paper and drinking coffee when all of a sudden a man comes bursts out of the cupbrrd . "AH HAH! It is I, the Mathter! Oh and that jar of humus is expired." "You! Get out of my home you lunatic." " Ah ah aaaahhh. For you see I have this modified attitudenator!" he held out what looked like an old prop made out of a blaster gun and an ugly helmet. "With this I will DIVIDE you in half. Then I will SUBTRACKT your good self from the EQUATION. Then I'll ADD your evil self to my group HAHAHAHAHA." Ron wondered into the kitchen to get the nockos he had in the fridge. "Hay dad? Did you AAAHHHHH!" "Your too late boy! Hahahahahahaha!" the Mathter shot the attitudenator blaster at Ron's dad but at the last minute Ron dove in the way screaming. "DAD NO!" "Ron?" Kim walked in and gasped. In the middle of the kitchen on the floor were 2 Ron's. Ever 1 was silent as they slowly sat up, steam rising from them. "Uhhh what happened? K… K.P.?" Kim rushed to his side and helped him up. All eyes were on the other Ron Stoppable. "I… have… RETERNED! AH BOO YAHHAAHAHA!" His skin was blue and he had an insane smile. Ron went white as a ghost as he stammered. It was his worst nightmare come true. "Hmm this was an unknown variable. No matter. I'll add your strengths to my own." " Fool! I am no once lackey. I, Zorpox, have returned and I'll never be a mere sidekick agene!" Without another word several things happened at once. Zorpox lunged at the Mathter and beat him savagely. Kim tried to stop him but resaved a sharp kick to the head knocking her out. Then Ron tried and was easily throne aside. Zorpox snatched the modulator and burst thru the kitchen window. Mr. Stoppable helped Kim and Ron back to conciseness. Kim went to check the pummeled villain and recoiled. Her eyes widened in horror and filled with tears. She whispered only 2 words. "He's dead…"

It was a quiet night at the Middleton zoo and a dark finger approached the monkey house. Monkey Fists monkey ninja army had taken up residents there after the death of their leader. Before the intruder could get fully to the cage he was surrounded by 12 of the mask-clad primates. "I see life in here hasn't made you soft." The man stepped forth into the moonlight. Hid pail blue gray skin seemed to glow in the harsh light of the full moon. His twisted smile seemed to punctuate the cruel insanity behind his eyes. "I find myself in the need of henchmen. Any takers?" He looked around smirking as more of them joined the 12. 1 that was older and scared came up to Zorpox limping slightly. He seemed to be considering something then turned to the others and screeched, the rest bowed down on 1 knee to their new leader.

Kim had staid by Ron's side until she had to return home. He was clearly traumatized having looked the evil within him in the face. The only small comfort Kim could offer him was that it wasn't him but a copy. This was not very helpful. For 1 thing Zorpox seemed to be able to call upon the mystical monkey power were he Ron could not. Rufus, who had missed the hole this, tried his hand at comforting his human BFF. Ron looked at the naked mole rat and got a determined look. "Listen lil buddy there's only 1 thing for me to do now. I have to go complete my training. If u don't want to come with me I'll understand." Before Ron could give Rufus a sad smile the little pink rodent gave him a thumbs up and chidered a "uhu uhu I'm coming." Ron was on the verge of tears as he smiled down at him. They packed quickly and called Yori on the special phone she had given him. He looked at the prom photo of him and Kim and smiled sadly. He wrote a note on the back of it and stuffed it in his pocket. He almost made it out the front door before hearing his name. He promptly screamed tripped and landed in a heap on the floor. He looked up to see his little sister Hona standing over him looking concerned. She was 2 ½ now and was speaking in simple but complete sentences. "Were you going big bruver?" Ron sat up and smiled nervously. "I uh… yah. I'm going on…a...mission! Yah. But I'll be back soon ok?" Hona's eyes filled with tears but she didn't make a sound. She totaled to him and hugged him tight. Ron hugged her tight back nearly crying himself. He walked her back to her bed and wished her goodnight before leaving. He hoped on his scooter and puttered to the rendezvous point. On the way he stopped in front of the Possible residents. Their new house was bigger than the old 1 that was destroyed but was still as oblong as the first. Ron shed a tear as he left the photo in the mailbox with his RON-Municater. As he pulled away he looked back and whispered, "goody by Kim. I'm sorry."

Kim woke up with a start. She had had a very bad dream about Ron. She had just pulled on a shirt and sweat pants when she heard her mom call out to her. She rushed downstairs slipping on the last to steps. "Kimmy Cub? Did u and Ron go on a mission last night?" "No. Why?" Kim was starting to worry. "Well it seems he's gone missing. Hona said he went on a mission last night." Kim's eyes widened. Her father came in the front door. "I think this is for you Kimmy." He handed her the RON-Municater with the prom photo attached with a rubber band. She pulled the picture free and flipped it over. With a trembling hand she read aloud "Dear Kim, by the time you read this I'll already be gone. There's no way I'm ready to face Zorpox now. I'm going away to train. I love you. We've been BFF's scents pre-K buy I don't know how long I'm going to be away. I don't want to hold you back. Fined some 1 that treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Your best friend forever, Ron. " Kim's eyes swam with tears as she looked to her concerned parents. " Ron's safe" She managed to say before running up to her room locking the door behind he.

3 weeks after the return of Zorpox and the subsequent departure of Ron, more bad news was in the works. This time it was amid the villain community. D. had been putting of her self-examination for 2 years. On this day she scanned herself and found an anomaly. The C.T. scan found a dents mass of protein in her hart. Upon closer analyses her worst fears were confirmed. It was stage 4 cancer. She didn't cry, she didn't speak. She just walked thru her hidden compound in a blank haze. She looked upon the critters she had created. Who would or even could take care of them when she was gone? Would they be found and destroyed just for being born different? A determined gleam came to her eyes. She wouldn't abandon her babies do to a mere inoperable dieses. But what she needed was help. Some 1 smart and good with electronics….! And like lightening it hit her. Electronique! The next mouth in the Go city maximum-security prison Electronique sat smiling in her sell. Pretty much all her evil was gone after being hit with a beam from her own modified attitudinator. She was once again resisting all the good things she would do when her sentence was up when a hole opened up in the floor. Something looking rather like a mole crossed with a gorilla crawled, out ripped open the plastic sell and grabbed the startled ex vileness . "I must insist you put me down you..Whatever you are. I would really feel bad if I had to harm you." She said politely with her Romanian accent. Then a parrot monkey crawled up on her captors shoulder. "You'll not be harmed… need your help need your help RRRAAAHH!" it said setting the gray woman's mind at ease. Hours later Electronique was standing next to Amy's bed. No human had seen her in a long time and it was clear just by looking at her she was very ill. "I am Dr. Amy Hall, I designed a way to save myself from the cancer ravaging my body. Behold." Amy presses a button on a remote and a tube rises from the lab floor. Inside as a young woman about in here 20s. she had black hair and freckles and almost looked like Amy. "Who is that woman you had in that goo?" Electronique asks horrified and in owe at the same time. "She's me dear. But unlike me she had good nutrition during her gestation allowing her to grow tall and healthy. But this is where my knowledge ends and theory begins. I need to transfer my mind into that body but I don't have the strength or know how to build a device to do it." Amy opened her mouth to say more but was cut off by a finger to the lips. "Quiet time is now. I would be more than happy to help save a life. I vill do this for you as quick as hair, yes." With that she went to work gathering spare bits of machinery.

In a hotel in Mowie, Shego was laying on the big cushy bed. It was fun at first, no Drakkin, no lame monologues, no ass kicking's. But without all that there was no Kimmy. She missed the lil red head. For years she struggled with her feelings for Kim. With an anoid grunt she got up and grabbed a box from the kitchenette counter. She opened it as she sat on the bed agaen looking inside. Within was a trasior trove of forbidden love. A singed photo booth photo of her and Kim, news paper clippings, a lock of soft red hair in a sealed test tube and a few security DVD-Rs and a diary. She took out a DVD and put it in the player. Soon there was Kim smiling as Shego walked up to her. Shego pulled her into her arms and kissed hrer deeply. You could just bairly make out their tungs battling for supremacy as Shego groped and disrobed Kim. By now Shego was blushing and getting hot watching this. Suddenly she groaned angrily. "3…2…1…" suddenly Drakkin's voice calls out. "SHEGO! What did I say about locked doors in the lair?" Shego in the video jumped and plasma blasted Kim's head clean off. The body melted to a mass of green sintho goo. "I'm coming I'm coming!" "I wish." Quipped the real Shego as she flopped back on the bed. "Gess I can't just us a sintho clone of here anymore. Sigh… Kimmy…" suddenly the picture on the TV wavers and is replaced buy a pudgy black teenagers face. "um… excuse me" Shego sat up so fast Wade was shore she could have given herself whiplash. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY VACATION NUERDLINGER!" Wade winced as if Shego was going to hit him thru the screen. "W well you see some how some body broke Electroniqu out of prison and…we think it was Zorpox." In that moment what little green color she had in here skin drained away leaving here liquid paper white. Electroniqu was an old enemy of hers and Zorpox was, as much as she hate to admit it, 1 of the only people she was afraid of. "Woe, woe, wait a minute. Why are you telling me this tubby?" Frowning Wade tipped a few keys and there on the right side of the screen was Kim. Without meaning to Shego gasped and blushed. Kim blushed as well but raised a questioning eyebrow. Shego snapped out of it and snarled. "Possible! Your heart to?" "Yah, it's nice to see you to Shego." Kim rolled her eyes."Listen without Ron I'm going to need help and frankly ,I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'd rather fight alongside u then with your brothers." Behind Shego's poker face she was doing back flips. She could have kissed her right there and then. Though to anyone looking at here she just looked smug. "Hmm I don't know. Well I guess some one needs to show you how its dun." " Great. Wade will e-mail you the rondavus cawordanants." "What ever, just make shore your cute ass is there on time." The come channel closed and went back to the DVD. "Wait! Did she say…" "…Her cute ass? Hmmm hopefully Kimmy didn't notes that."