Author's note: This is my first fanfiction ever, so don't expect too much. I will upload kinda sporadically, so yeah. Marhinki mainly, maybe other ships if I feel like it or if 10+ reviews want it. Enjoy and please review!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT, I repeat, do NOT, own Smosh or any of the characters.
Mari sat on her bed suffering from writers' block trying to think of an outline of her script for Smosh Pit Weekly. "Ughhhh," she groaned. Mere moments later, her cellphone rang. She picked up her phone and held it to her ear. "Mari," she answered "Now whaddya want?"
"Wanna come to the house and play some Halo?" Joven asked. "We have uneven teams, so Sohinki will get rek'd without a team mate." "I heard that!" Sohinki shouted in the background. After giggling at that comment, Mari replied smiling "Yeah, I'll come over in ten or fifteen minutes." On her way out she smiled again, with just a trace of malice in her smile.
"HA! TAKE THAT SUCKERS!" Mari screeched as Jovenshire and Lasercorn exploded, due to her carefully rolled grenade. "NO, F*CK YOU MARI!" Lasercorn shouted. Joven sat like a child pouting, and eagerly awaiting when he got to kill Mari. Meanwhile, Sohinki had crept behind the defenses (that is, after Mari got rid of them) and was ready to hoist the flag aloft as he passed the border. "YAAASSSS!" Mari yelled, relishing the mock defeated looks on their faces. She was overjoyed and hugged Sohinki, who turned a light shade of pink. But, he let it go, and said "High five!" He and Mari set up and there was a crack like lightning from the high five, which was followed quickly by a not-so-manly yelp from Sohinki. Mari, Joven, and Lasercorn laughed heartily when Sohinki turned and pouted. "NOT funny," he said frowning. Thankfully, Anthony chose this moment in which to make his appearance, Ian close behind him. "Keep it down a bit," he scolded. "Yeah, we're recording Gametime!" Ian added, mocking Anthony's stern voice with his obnoxious one. The guys let out a bit of a chuckle, and Mari began creeping up behind them. She put a finger to her lips, signaling to the guys opposing the original Smoshers not to let Ian and Anthony notice her disappearance. Mari stood on her tiptoes and slowly said "Laaaaazzzuuuuurrr," derpily. Joven, Lasercorn, and Sohinki let out their surpressed laughter and giggles all in one blow. Anthony and Ian looked behind them shocked. Ian tried to fix her with a stern look and failed miserably; the laughter was contagious, and soon, all six were out of breath, Joven still having a few more walrus laughs before finally stopping. Somewhere during that time, Wes the editor had come in and was standing there with glasses perched on his nose. "Do you mind?" he asked, looking annoyed as hell.
The six Smoshers erupted into another bout of giggles, and Wes looked extremely confused.
That's all for now, stay tuned next week for the next chapter.
I know you guys all HATE waiting, or at least, I do... I'll try and get a chapter up soon, hopefully a longer one as well, cuz this one was SHORT!
Um, yeah. See ya.