Okay, this is going to hopefully be interesting. And I will try to capture the character's things they do, but don't expect me to be smart about it. This is dedicated to Chocolate Curlz for writing such a good story as The Lies Beneath. She deserves better than this, but I am only human you know. Read on.
Chapter 1-The Accident
It was a calm and quiet day on Peach Creek Cul-de-sac, and Ed, Edd, and Eddy were nowhere to be found. Even the Kankers couldn't find their beloved Eds. It seemed like the rest of the day was going to go smoothly, when out of the blue, a loud and unmistakable voice hollered out, "ALL KIDS TO THE LANE! THAT'S RIGHT! EVERY KID TO THE LANE ON PEACH CREEK CUL-DE-SAC!"
All the kids groaned, except the Kankers who were very thrilled to know that their boyfriends were alright, and rushed over to the lane to see them.
"Oh Ed!" May, the dumb blonde called out excitedly.
"Double D!" Blue-haired Marie called out from her hands.
"EDDY! GET OVER HERE MISTER!" The red-head Lee shrieked out from a megaphone she carried in her hands as she ran.
"Ah! Lee! Would turn your voice down already?" Marie yelled at Lee as they ran down the road.
"Well, sorry. Just trying to find my little Eddy-Ed!" Lee said as they reached a tall, red, yellow, and green splattered wall.
"Hey!" May said confusedly as she looked at the wall. "Why in the heck's that wall there?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Marie said, as she looked at the wall fondly. "Double D is hiding a big ball back there, and bought me a beautiful dress for it!"
"Nuh uh Marie!" May said as she pushed Marie out of the way and too stared longingly at the wall. "Ed is hiding a big pile of candy for me, and he wants to make me his Candy Queen!"
"Shut up May!" Lee said as she threw onto Marie with a force unmeasured by nature. "Eddy is hiding a big, beyootiful house for me back there, and he will tend to my every whim! I have ta know what's in there!"
She grabbed the wall, and tried to pull it apart. Just then the kids ran around the corner to see what the noise was about.
"Whatcha think they're doin Plank?" Johnny asked his best friend, a 2 by 4 piece of wood named Plank.
"What are the dorks doing now?" Kevin said as he leaned against the wall, and crossed his arms over his chest.
"What do you think Sarah?" Jimmy asked his best friend Sarah with big eyes.
"Humph" Sarah said with a tone. "Another stupid idea of my brothers that won't work probably."
"Why is this condiment covered cardboard covering the lane and keeping the guardians of the trees behind from seeing all?" Rolf said with fright all over his face, he hid behind Nazz, shaking with fear.
"Looks cool!" Nazz said as she looked over the wall. "Why is it covered in ketchup, mustard, and relish though?" She asked Kevin, who was making pushing the wall aside very hard for Lee.
"Hmm. The dorks sure are dumb." He said with an annoyed look plastered on his face. Suddenly the wall separated into two doors, and was pushed aside a bit, and Lee and Kevin fell on the ground with a hard "OOF".
"WELCOME TO THE EDS CRAZY CARNIVAL!" Eddy shouted over a megaphone he carried in his hands. "THAT'LL BE A QUARTER PER KID!" He shouted as he pulled a big box and jar. "WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST?"
All the kids ran and formed a line, even Rolf, although he was still hiding behind Nazz. Kevin suddenly jumped up, dropping Lee onto the ground since she had landed on him.
"Hold it everybody!" He shouted at the kids in line. "We shouldn't give our money up for another stupid scam! How do we know that they aren't trying to trick us out of our money again like they did last time?"
All the kids started to mumble about rip-offs and looked at Eddy with suspicion. "Yah!" Sarah called at Eddy. "How do we know we aren't gonna get ripped off?"
"Well, since you doubt my word, I will make you believe." Eddy said as he grabbed a hold of the wall still blocking the view of what was behind it. "Behold. The Eds Crazy Carnival!"
And with that, he pulled the wall out of the way. Everyone mouths dropped in disbelief.
"P-p-p-p-perfect rides!" Kevin said shocked and with his mouth hanging open.
"Looky Sarah!" Jimmy said, bouncing up and down with excitement. "A pony carousel!"
"I see Jimmy! I see!" Sarah said with disbelief.
"Cool Eddy!" Nazz said her eyes wide with excitement.
"Rolf is humbled by the Great Sausage!" Rolf said as he bowed in respect of the giant hot dog in front of a hot dog cart.
"How'd you guys do it?" Johnny asked with wonder in his eyes, and in Plank's crayon colored ones.
"Easy." Eddy said. "Double D went too hyper on the coffee." He pointed at the mass of dirt running around in the carnival making things, and fixing them, and everything.
All the kids shrieked with delight and lined up for the time of their young lives. They gave Eddy their quarters and he gave them passes for all the rides, food, and for the coke-chugging contest. They all trampled the Kankers as they ran inside, and the Kankers were all in a tangled heap of arms, legs.
"And would you ladies care to purchase a pass or three?" Eddy said, using his best gentleman sales pitch.
"Okay Eddy." Lee said as she pulled out three quarters and laid them in front of Eddy. Eddy's eyes popped with greedy excitement, and with one motion he swept them into the jar, and handed the Kankers their passes. He didn't bother to show them in, and just fingered the money like they were babies, and he was the mother. The Kankers walked into the carnival, and were instantly stunned.
There was three food stands. Pretzels, hot dogs, and ice-cream. A pony carousel, bumper cars, house of mirrors, haunted house, a table for chugging coke, hay-ride, a water ride, and a roller coaster.
The Kankers ran to the Haunted House, and jumped inside with excitement.
"Man." Nazz said, with her mouth full of a warm, salty pretzel in her mouth. "The Eds really outdid themselves this time!"
"I hate to admit it, but they did do pretty well.' Kevin said, sinking his teeth into a pretzel. "They should make Double D caffeine high more often!"
Sarah and Jimmy were on the pony carousel, Johnny and Plank were in the House of Mirrors, Rolf was worshipping the giant sausage, and the Kankers were going into the Haunted House over and over again. It was going very well; everyone was having fun and enjoying themselves. But since everyone was having so much fun, no one noticed the black figure sneak over to the roller coaster, take off some of the track, and replace it with painted Styrofoam, and then break all the seat belts, just enough to where they wouldn't hold tight enough. Their blue eyes narrowed at Eddy, and they whispered menacingly.
"You will pay for what you did to me Eddy. And one of your little friends is going to pay first."
The figure snuck off and disappeared out of sight.
"Hey Double D!" Nazz yelled over at the now panting for breath, not caffeine high boy, slumped over on a bench.
"Can I help you Nazz? Kevin?" Double D panted tiredly.
"Nazz and I will each give you a quarter if you go on the roller coaster. By yourself." Kevin said, as he and Nazz each pulled out a quarter.
"I don't know..." Double D started to say when suddenly Eddy appeared out of nowhere.
"He'll do it!" He pushed Double D off of the bench and pushed him into the line for the roller coaster, and onto the ride.
"But Eddy!" Double D said, trying to squirm out of the seat and seat belt he had installed on the roller coaster train.
"No buts Double D! It's two more quarters for our jawbreaker fund if you do this!" he stared hungrily at the quarters Nazz and Kevin held up in their hands. "Now have some fun slugger!"
Eddy jumped into the control booth and pressed the ON button. The ride started up, and Double D was shot right up a hill, upside-down on a loop-de-loop, around a curve and up the hill for the final drop. The car suddenly stopped, and Double D opened his eyes. He was about 20 feet up in the air, above a lot of rocks, and the car had stopped. Suddenly, without warning, the car fell!
"HELP ME!" Double D screamed as the car fell off the track and towards the ground, his seat belt snapped and he was forced by the air out of the car.
"Somebody help Double D!" A faint girl voice shrieked from the ground as the roller coaster car hit the ground. Double D had no idea what to do and just closed his eyes and tried to grab something with his arms. Suddenly, he hit a bed of rocks with a sickening "CRUNCH". Just as everyone thought it couldn't get any worse, a small bit of loose metal fell onto his head with another sickening "CRUNCH". Everyone gasped as the blood started to run on Double D's face and arms.
Everyone ran to Double D and Eddy screamed to Nazz, "CALL AN AMBULANCE NAZZ!" She nodded and ran off to the phone on the corner. Rolf shouted out, "CLEAR THE WAY! ROLF SHALL CHECK ON THE EDD BOY!"
He pushed his way through the crowd of kids and knelt over Double D's limp and blood covered body. He ripped off a couple strips of fabric from his shirt and wrapped them around Double D's head, tying them tight. He then felt his arms and neck for injuries. His neck was fine, and so was his left arm. But when Rolf felt Double D's right arm, a bone stuck out. Rolf gasped and started to rip up some more of his shirt and found a board. Just as he was tying Double D's arm still, Sarah asked, "Will he be okay Rolf?" Tears were in her eyes, as were they in Jimmy's.
Rolf turned to the kids behind with a very solemn face, just as the ambulances alarm start shriek from the other end of the city, he said, "Unless the Edd boy gets medical help, he may die."
Everyone gasped and Sarah and Jimmy started to cry on each other. Eddy felt really guilty and started to cry too. Watching this scene from behind a tree, the black figure smiled triumphantly. "How does it feel Eddy? I hope you enjoyed your past, because I'm here to tear your future in half."
Well, how was that? I wasn't planning on this being bloody or anything, but it ended up this way. And if any of you have questions about Double D making something perfect while he's caffeine high, I can create a lot of very beautiful things when I'm caffeine high, so don't ask me that. And if you have a question about them Kankers not trying to kiss the Eds, they were just not paying attention to them after they saw the carnival. And yes, they were still inside the Haunted House when Double D was very injured. So come up with better questions please. And Edd covered the wall doors with mustard, ketchup, and relish when he was caffeine high. And if anyone asks, "How could Double D live through falling 20 feet and hitting a bed of rocks, and then get hit on the head with a small chunk of metal?" It's my story, and I made it that way, so don't ask! Orlando bloom fell out of a three story tall window, and was still alive and able to walk without crutches within 6 weeks instead of 6 months. So don't ask. Read my other stuff if you have time. Thanks. Hooded Kaio Ghost.