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"Cyborg to Robin! Come in Robin!"

"Robin here ,what's the matter Cybrog?"

"You need to get up to BB's room. There's some seriously messed up sh*t you need to see cause I cannot find the words."

Closing his communicator his feet were already in motion. The uneasiness in his teammate's voice told him something was seriously wrong. Opting to takes the two flights of stairs in leu of the elevator, he reached his destination in record time. Taking those last few steps he was placed on edge when he saw Cyborg's face. His posture was stiff and he was pointing into the changeling's room with a very shocked expression. Fearing the worst he approached cautiously wondering what he was about the find that had Cyborg so frazzled. Standing next to the large teen he peered into the room in question and was immediately stunned at what he witnessed.

BeastBoy was cleaning!

Seriously no joke BeastBoy was cleaning up his disaster of a living space and doing it with gusto. There were several garbage bags already full to the brim with trash. No more did numerous empty pizza boxes and snack food bags litter the floor. Holy Crap! He has a floor! It was dirty and stained, but a floor none the least. Off to the side there was a mop and bucket waiting to take care of that little problem.

As the pair starred BeastBoy was busy shoving various piles of dirty laundry into bags and hampers apparently he intended to actually wash them! Unbelievable! Robin being the great leader he is was first to find his voice.

"Uhh BeastBoy? "

No response he kept right on tidying up the space.

"BeastBoy? BeastBoy? Yo! BEASTBOY?"

That worked. Once he had his attention Robin continued.

"What's the deal? "

"What do you mean? You two have been after me for like ever to get this place cleaned up." After answering he went right back to work.

"Yeah I know, but why now? And why the rush?" Cyborg nodded in agreement to Robin's query.

BeastBoy stopped what he was doing. He stood for a moment frozen as he was about to shove a stack of old comics into a storage box. The look on his face suggested he was debating on what to say or if he was going to answer at all. He blinked once then shrugged as he finished putting the comics into the box as he spoke.

"Needed to be done. So I'm gonna get it done."

Robin and Cyborg looked at each other. Their expressions said what each was thinking.

'Something is not right here!'

'This is seriously messed up! BB does not clean ever!'

Robin nodded off to the side silently asking Cyborg to follow. After a brief hesitation he took one more look at his best bud who was now pulling more trash from under the bed. Shaking himself of the sight of BB's ass sticking up in the air as it wiggled about fighting with whatever god for saken thing the was living under there.

"Dude this is wacked! What are we going to do?" he asked Robin in a low whisper.

"I ... I don't know Cy. I mean on one hand I'm thrilled he's cleaning that pigsty, but on the another it's just not right. BeastBoy was always been a little off ..."

A look from Cyborg caused his to reiterate that last statement.

"... Alright more than a little, but he has always been dependable and predictable. This is far too out of his normal behavior. What do you think?"

"Think? Like what? Mind control or some type of alien replica masking as the grass stain? All plausible ideals, but what's the gain?" Cyborg balked.

"Well .... it has caused us to question our teammate. Maybe that's the point. Get us confused and disoriented. Attack when we're off our guard." Robin said while rubbing his chin obviously seriously thinking this over.

"That sounds stupid and absolutely brilliant at the same time." Cyborg had to admit.

Just then Starfire came floating up the hall from the opposite direction. She landed at the threshold of BB's room. Immediately her hands were clasped in front of her as she cheerily said.

"Oh friend BeastBoy! How wonderful you room is becoming. I can see a floor. I did not know you had one until this very day!"

"Thanks Star." BeastBoy responded in his usual cheer to his bubbly friend.

"Do you require the assistance?" she asked.

"No thanks Star I got it." pausing in his work to respond and smile at her as he did so.

"Are you sure friend? It would not be an inconvenience or the imposition at all."

"Thanks Star, but Raven said to do get it done and I promised." He replied as he started to shove more dirty clothes into bags.

"Very well then enjoy your day of cleaning friend BeastBoy." she said with a smile lifted into the air and floated over the other two Titans who had just stared at her during the whole conversation.

"Star ... do you know what's going on with BeastBoy?" Robin asked when she landed in front of him.

She quirked a brow and regarded him curiously. "He is cleaning his room. Why? Is there a problem?"

"Star " Cybrog cut in before Robin could respond "BeastBoy doesn't clean like ever. So why is he doing it now? That's what's up."

Her smile grew wide as she ansered.

"Friend Raven has commanded him to clean his room. She has promised dire consequences if he failed to do so." she stated simply.

"Commanded?"

"Dire consequences?"

"What ?...." was as far as Robin got with his retort because Star slide up to his side and hooked her arm into his.

"Boyfriend Robin it is a glorious day and I am feeling the craving for the food of drive-in. May we go please? It is the time for the lunch." she smiled sweetly at her bo and his knees melted.

The mere mention of food made Cyborg forget the craziness of his room cleaning buddy.

"Sound like a plan! Count me in! Let's go!" he shouted looking hopeful to Robin who was now blushing slightly. He sighed and nodded his acceptance of the plan. He turned and lead Starfire towards the garage without another word.

"Booya!" Cyborg shouted then started to follow, but stopped in mid step.

"Yo BB! We're heading out for lunch. Wanna come?" he called down the hall. The response was quick in coming.

"No thanks man I've got work to do, but if you don't mind pick me up a salad, no meat, no cheese, crotons and balsamic vinaigrette on the side. You need cash?"

"No man it's cool. I got you covered. Well dude enjoy we'll be back soon enough."

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

They returned a few hours later after enjoying a rather delicious lunch at their favorite drive-in spot. They tried to get Raven to join, but she declined stating that she needed to meditate. During their outing Robin attempted to get Starfire to elaborate more on what Raven had threatened BeastBoy with or better yet why see cared if his room was clean or not. She was evasive on the subject claiming little more knowledge than what she had said already. Every time Robin pressed she would pout and declare he was not paying her the attention he should. The topic was soon dropped mainly because her pouty face could make Robin change his mind on almost anything. Cyborg had never bothered to be bothered any more on the subject. He had ribs. He was a happy Titan.

By the time they got back from lunch Robin noticed a pile of garbage bags in the dumpster. Next to a workbench were a couple boxes labeled 'DONATION'. Cyborg noted a pile of old and worn shirts in his rags pile. They decided to check on BeastBoy's progress to find that he had washed the floor spotless and had blocked the door with then mop. The green teen was found shortly after in the laundry reading a magazine while he waited for the mass amounts of clothes he was washing. Cyborg handed him his salad which BB accepted with an excited thanks. The two buds sat together for a while chatting away as Cyborg recalled their lunch outing.

Robin lead Starfire off to god only knows where for the rest of the afternoon. The mystery of room cleaning changeling forgotten for the time being.

It was several hours later as day turned to night long ago. BeastBoy was quietly sitting in his now clean and sterile room. One might think he was meditating in his own right, but truth be told he was just sitting there basically spacing out. A gentle knock at his door interrupted this peaceful scene. He stood and simply said.

"Come in."

The door swished opened and a dark cloaked figure entered. She took a few steps inside and the door swished closed. Neither said anything at first. Raven seemed to be taking in the sight and smells of the room she had previously described as a total and utter disgrace. Reaching up to pull back her cloak she quietly examined the newly cleaned space. Her eyes drifted from feature to feature and she sniffed a couple times. Her expression said she enjoyed the pine fresh smell that filled the room. Finally she settled on the other occupant who had stood motionless and silent as she performed her inspection. She looked into his eyes for a moment then nodded her approval. His relief was instantaneous and complete as evident by his little 'victory dance'. When he finished he looked directly in here eyes as he asked.

"Well?"

"Well what?" she smirked taking a step towards him.

"You promised." he said holding his ground.

"Promised?" she said grin growing slightly slowly closing the distance between the two.

"Yeah promised. Promised if I cleaned this place ..." he didn't get to finish his sentence. In one swift and fluid motion she whipped off her cloak letting it fall onto spotless floor and glomped onto him with enough force to send them both crashing into the bottom bunk of his bunkbed. Her mouth was firmly attacked to his before back of his head had touched sheets. They devoured each other hungrily as tongues fought for dominance. Hands roamed on both teens (keeping to respectful places of course).

That annoying need for air forced the two to reluctantly part. Each was panting heavily as they stared into one another's eyes.

Raven was the first to regain the ability to speak.

"See ... I make a promise and I keep it" she smiled then leaned up to nip at the tip of his nose.

He had just enough time to grin and half gigle before she attacked him again.


AN: A little something I thought off in the middle of paying bills. GO figure!

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