A/N: Completely random humor. Hope you like.
Fiyero hated Galinda dragging him to go shopping. But this was just humiliating. Dragging him to a store, that sells lingerie, perfumes, make-up, and other 'feminine products' that he found disgusting. He was ready to die on the spot. She may be able to drag him to the store but there was no way he was going INSIDE.
"Sorry ma'am." Said a familiar voice Fiyero turned around and saw none other than Elphaba Thropp walking out of the store after walking
"Why Elphie what do we have here." Fiyero said nodding to the small pink bag in her hand
"None of your business." She started to walk away but Fiyero blocked her path
"I had no idea you were that type of thing." He said referring to the shop
"You don't know anything." She countered "Much less anything about me." Fiyero was speechless "Now tell me. Why would pretty boy Prince Fiyero Tiggular be waiting outside of a store that sells items for feminine needs?"
"You think I'm pretty?" she answered with a glare "Galinda dragged me here. As if my dignity hadn't dwindled enough she wanted me to go into the store. No way in Oz was that happening."
"Trust me I don't like the store anymore than you. It's very unlike me to go to such a store."
"Since when do you care about what people think about you?"
"I don't."
"Then why are you hiding the bag from me?"
"Why are you so eager to see the inside if you already have a girlfriend."
"You could say I'm that type of boy." He said wiggling his eyebrows
"Yeah well I'm not that type of girl." She said
"Elphie?" they both turned to see Galinda walking out of the store and without another word Elphaba took off. "What was that about?"
"I honestly have no idea."
"Oh look she dropped her bag." Said Galinda picking up the pink bag from the ground
"What's inside?" questioned Fiyero
Galinda opened the bag a crack and peeked inside immediately feeling her cheeks flush and her face turn red.
"So what is it?" said Fiyero even more curios upon the sight of her face
"Nothing. I have to go return this." She stammered and ran off
"Elphie?" she looked into their rooma nd found the green girl bending over her desk her nose buried in a book.
"Elphie you left your um" she coughed "your bag of 'stuff'." Elphaba's head snapped up
"Did you look in it?" she asked flatly
"Well no I- just sort of- um peeked."
"Oh Oz. Did Fiyero see it?" she said walking up and grabbing her bag
"No. "
"Good."
"Elphie I have one question. How come you never told me?"
"I thought you knew. And I didn't find it necessary to tell you."
"We're friends. It's okay to let me know these types of things. We're both girls right?"
"Okay well I have to" she shook the bag "You know." And Elphaba walked off into the bathroom.
When the bathroom door closed Galinda looked at herself in the mirror. Her pale colored face and small chest. And for the first time she envied Elphie. She envied her and her 36 C sized boobs.
A/N: I had a lot of fun writing this. I hoped you liked it. Yes I know elphaba has small breast in the book. But this was just too good.