Green
Who would have thought that I, the freaking Batman of all people, would be changing light bulbs on a Saturday night? I should be relaxing with Diana. Well, she's the one who made me do this tedious chore. So, I'm in one of the countless guest rooms, changing the light bulbs, "ecofriendly light bulbs, Bruce", like she would say.
Ever since we got married five months ago, she's acquired this habit of fixing up The Manor. Like making me clean the drains or making me change the light bulbs, for example. I know, I know, it's not a bad thing, but shouldn't we be doing more "newlywed-like" things? But, it's not like I can go against an Amazon without getting an ass-whooping.
"Bruce! Are you done changing the light bulbs?"
Who would have thought that any man wouldn't want to see their gorgeous wife?
"Not yet, Princess. I still have a long way to go. The Manor is huge, remember?"
She enters the room and grins like a Cheshire cat. "Thanks, Bruce. We do have to help the Earth. Fighting for justice and greater good is one thing, but now we have to help our planet become green again.", she thanks. She's a keeper.
"Anything for you, Princess."
She smiles and shifts her weight onto one foot. "I love you!" Yeah, yeah yeah.. I know. I love her too. "I love you more. If I didn't, then I wouldn't be changing these light bulbs, would I?"
She places her hands on her hips and laughs, "That's true. I'll pay you back later for being green."
She exits the room and laughs as soon as she's out.
Going green isn't so hard after all.. Especially when you have an Amazonian Princess waiting for you in bed.
Definitely a keeper.