The Power Rangers Meet Batman!
Chapter 1: Prelude to a Spoof
It all started on the darkest day of the darkest month of the darkest year. April 31st, 2003..
The Batmobile skids down the road, and stops suddenly, sending Batman hurtling through the window.
"Holy jumping toothpaste Batman!" Robin shouts to the fallen hero, on the dirty street. Batman stands up, getting his balance.
"I'm okay, Nightwing!" Batman says heroically. Robin looks puzzled.
"It's Robin."
"RIGHT!" Batman starts running down the street chasing after the Joker. The Joker just laughs menacingly and runs away, and trips on a bump in the road. Batman laughs heroically over Joker's hurt body.
"Ha ha ha, and it's all thanks to Batman. HE SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!" Batman says heroically, while the Joker is taken away on a stretcher.
"Actually. it's thanks to a bump in the road," Robin says to his leader.
"Yup, all thanks to Batman," Batman says heroically and walks down the street. Robin chases after him though, since the Batcave is the other way.
Meanwhile, on the roof of a store right by the scene of the crime, Hunter and Blake laugh at the heroes' stupidity.
"Dude, you like totally see that far out bat?" Hunter says to his brother. Blake nods his head.
"Yes, we can take him and the bird to Lothor," Blake replies evilly.
"NO STUPID!" Hunter shouts and smacks Blake in the head. "We're evil on ODD episodes, not even episodes."
"But Hunter," Blake says, "Today is an odd." But Blake didn't get a chance to finish that sentence, because at the moment a beam comes down and turns the two Thunder Rangers evil. The two laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
"MWAHAHAHAHA," they scream aloud. "Dude. MWAHAHAHA!" People in the street stop in look at the two brothers on the rooftop.
Blake pauses. "We, um, we were." The two run away, leaving everyone wondering: WHERE'S BATMAN?
* * *
Back at Ninja Ops, everyone is eating a meal.
"So Cam," Sensei says politely, "Would you like some GREEN peas?"
"No thank you father- er hamster- er, whatever," Cam replies.
"Okay Cam. So today you have to work hard on your SAMURI training in your GREEN uniform to join the RANGERS. Now eat you PORK- er, pork."
"Yes father," Cam replies.
"I wonder," Shane ponders, "If Cam might be the." Sensei looks at Shane intensely. "Guy who presses the zord button." Sensei sighs.
"Dude, let's like totally turn on the far out television!" Dustin says eagerly and hops over to a TV.
"Now Dustin," Sensei says, "Television is the blah blah blah and if blah blah blah you can blah blah the blah blah friggin' blah." To this, Dustin, Tori, Shane, and even Cam look at Sensei as if were a talking, computer- animated hamster- oh, wait..
When the television turns on, a news reporter is saying something with a picture of a bat on that annoying TV thing behind her.
"This just in." the report says, "It appears that a bat and bird in Halloween costumes are running around the city beating up criminals. They're doing much better than those ninja things. Speaking of the ninjas, it appears we just got a phone call from their mentor. Apparently HIS SON CAM IS THE GREEN SAMURI RANGER! That is all." The rangers look bewildered.
"Wow." Shane says, "I wonder. what ninjas she's talking about. and who this 'Cam' is!" Sensei takes out a wooden pole and snaps it in half, breathing deep breaths.
However, merely seconds after Shane finishes saying something idiotic, the Batmobile crashes through the wall of Ninja Ops. Robin opens the window and sticks his head out.
"Holy fried shoelaces Batman!" Robin says aloud.
"Hang on, let me open the door," Batman says heroically. He presses a button and the window closes, with Robin's head still there. "Oops." Robin starts choking, and finally Batman manages to open the window again.
"Holy hopping hamburgers Batman!" Robin says in between deep breaths. "You almost killed me Batman!" Batman sighs, and tries to open the door. He presses several buttons, and the lights go on, the car horn beeps, the airbags go off, and the Batmobile turns yellow, until finally the door opens and Batman hops out.
"Greetings people of Turtle Lake City!" Batman says heroically.
"It's like Blue Bay Harbor bat dude," Dustin says to Batman.
"WHATEVER!" Batman says heroically, "I am Batman, and this is my. heh heh. 'partner' Batboy!" Robin hops out of the Batmobile.
"IT'S ROBIN!" Robin says, still rubbing his throat.
* * *
Back on Lothor's ship, no doubt Marah and Kapri are whining about something, Zurgane is doing something stupid, so let's just skip to Lothor and Choobo, shall we?
Anyway, Choobo enters Lothor's main room, and catches Lothor petting a kitten. Lothor jumps up in surprise.
"Um. so. HOW DOES IT FEEL, EMPORER. UM. GLASS. TO BE STUCK INSIDE THE BODY OF A KITTEN?" Lothor says aloud, acting all mature. "Yes Choobo, what is it?"
"Well Lothor," Choobo begins in that weird voice of his, "It seems we have two new heroes to destroy! Batman and Robin of Got Ham City have come to Blue Bay Harbor! To make matters worse. um. actually, there is nothing worse. yet. Wait for next chapter for the rangers to team up with Batman, then I'll get back to you."
"Um. right." Lothor says, "Now, go away. I'm with a client." Choobo looks at the kitten, nods, and leaves a little bit afraid of his master.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Chapter 2: C2: Heroes United
Chapter 1: Prelude to a Spoof
It all started on the darkest day of the darkest month of the darkest year. April 31st, 2003..
The Batmobile skids down the road, and stops suddenly, sending Batman hurtling through the window.
"Holy jumping toothpaste Batman!" Robin shouts to the fallen hero, on the dirty street. Batman stands up, getting his balance.
"I'm okay, Nightwing!" Batman says heroically. Robin looks puzzled.
"It's Robin."
"RIGHT!" Batman starts running down the street chasing after the Joker. The Joker just laughs menacingly and runs away, and trips on a bump in the road. Batman laughs heroically over Joker's hurt body.
"Ha ha ha, and it's all thanks to Batman. HE SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!" Batman says heroically, while the Joker is taken away on a stretcher.
"Actually. it's thanks to a bump in the road," Robin says to his leader.
"Yup, all thanks to Batman," Batman says heroically and walks down the street. Robin chases after him though, since the Batcave is the other way.
Meanwhile, on the roof of a store right by the scene of the crime, Hunter and Blake laugh at the heroes' stupidity.
"Dude, you like totally see that far out bat?" Hunter says to his brother. Blake nods his head.
"Yes, we can take him and the bird to Lothor," Blake replies evilly.
"NO STUPID!" Hunter shouts and smacks Blake in the head. "We're evil on ODD episodes, not even episodes."
"But Hunter," Blake says, "Today is an odd." But Blake didn't get a chance to finish that sentence, because at the moment a beam comes down and turns the two Thunder Rangers evil. The two laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
"MWAHAHAHAHA," they scream aloud. "Dude. MWAHAHAHA!" People in the street stop in look at the two brothers on the rooftop.
Blake pauses. "We, um, we were." The two run away, leaving everyone wondering: WHERE'S BATMAN?
* * *
Back at Ninja Ops, everyone is eating a meal.
"So Cam," Sensei says politely, "Would you like some GREEN peas?"
"No thank you father- er hamster- er, whatever," Cam replies.
"Okay Cam. So today you have to work hard on your SAMURI training in your GREEN uniform to join the RANGERS. Now eat you PORK- er, pork."
"Yes father," Cam replies.
"I wonder," Shane ponders, "If Cam might be the." Sensei looks at Shane intensely. "Guy who presses the zord button." Sensei sighs.
"Dude, let's like totally turn on the far out television!" Dustin says eagerly and hops over to a TV.
"Now Dustin," Sensei says, "Television is the blah blah blah and if blah blah blah you can blah blah the blah blah friggin' blah." To this, Dustin, Tori, Shane, and even Cam look at Sensei as if were a talking, computer- animated hamster- oh, wait..
When the television turns on, a news reporter is saying something with a picture of a bat on that annoying TV thing behind her.
"This just in." the report says, "It appears that a bat and bird in Halloween costumes are running around the city beating up criminals. They're doing much better than those ninja things. Speaking of the ninjas, it appears we just got a phone call from their mentor. Apparently HIS SON CAM IS THE GREEN SAMURI RANGER! That is all." The rangers look bewildered.
"Wow." Shane says, "I wonder. what ninjas she's talking about. and who this 'Cam' is!" Sensei takes out a wooden pole and snaps it in half, breathing deep breaths.
However, merely seconds after Shane finishes saying something idiotic, the Batmobile crashes through the wall of Ninja Ops. Robin opens the window and sticks his head out.
"Holy fried shoelaces Batman!" Robin says aloud.
"Hang on, let me open the door," Batman says heroically. He presses a button and the window closes, with Robin's head still there. "Oops." Robin starts choking, and finally Batman manages to open the window again.
"Holy hopping hamburgers Batman!" Robin says in between deep breaths. "You almost killed me Batman!" Batman sighs, and tries to open the door. He presses several buttons, and the lights go on, the car horn beeps, the airbags go off, and the Batmobile turns yellow, until finally the door opens and Batman hops out.
"Greetings people of Turtle Lake City!" Batman says heroically.
"It's like Blue Bay Harbor bat dude," Dustin says to Batman.
"WHATEVER!" Batman says heroically, "I am Batman, and this is my. heh heh. 'partner' Batboy!" Robin hops out of the Batmobile.
"IT'S ROBIN!" Robin says, still rubbing his throat.
* * *
Back on Lothor's ship, no doubt Marah and Kapri are whining about something, Zurgane is doing something stupid, so let's just skip to Lothor and Choobo, shall we?
Anyway, Choobo enters Lothor's main room, and catches Lothor petting a kitten. Lothor jumps up in surprise.
"Um. so. HOW DOES IT FEEL, EMPORER. UM. GLASS. TO BE STUCK INSIDE THE BODY OF A KITTEN?" Lothor says aloud, acting all mature. "Yes Choobo, what is it?"
"Well Lothor," Choobo begins in that weird voice of his, "It seems we have two new heroes to destroy! Batman and Robin of Got Ham City have come to Blue Bay Harbor! To make matters worse. um. actually, there is nothing worse. yet. Wait for next chapter for the rangers to team up with Batman, then I'll get back to you."
"Um. right." Lothor says, "Now, go away. I'm with a client." Choobo looks at the kitten, nods, and leaves a little bit afraid of his master.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Chapter 2: C2: Heroes United