17 Reasons to Love Edward Cullen
Team Edward all the way! Although there are many more reasons to love Edward Cullen than just, we always do 17. :D Here's 17 Reasons to Love Edward Cullen. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the four books; neither do I own the characters...blah, blah, blah...
One: He's a vampire, and all vampires are freaking awesome.
Two: He's not related to St. Bernards, and French poodles or anything like that.
Three: He's had green eyes. GREEN EYES. Squee!
Four: He smells awesome. Way better than Jacob.
Five: He gets jealous, which is very sexy. So, what's sexier than a vampire named Edward? A jealous vampire named Edward. :D
Six: He can freaking buy you a car if you let him.
Seven: He would willingly pay your college tuition.
Eight: Come on. Isn't it just so sexy how he speaks?
Nine: He's funny. "Penguins. Lovely." And, "I bit a pillow. Or two." Or, "I'm just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." Or that one time in Eclipse when he sees the car radio from New Moon under Bella's desk and he says in mock horror, "You killed it." Or something like that.
Ten: He's too much of a gentleman to lemon with you before marriage. (A/N: "lemon with you" XDD that's my new thing.)
Eleven: He has temper problems, which I also find incredibly sexy.
Twelve: He's gorgeous (A/N: Although we really only have Robert Pattinson as a guide, and Robby is far from gorgeous) and while looks aren't everything, it's still nice. :D
Thirteen: He loves Bella enough to piss off the Volturi.
Fourteen: He was stalking Bella in Port Angeles that way she wouldn't get into trouble. Isn't that so awesome?!
Fifteen: He would throw himself in front of an army of crazed, new born vampires to save Bella. Squee!
Sixteen: He'd also throw himself in front of a bullet to save Bella, although we all know perfectly well that dear ol' Edwee is bullet proof.
Seventeen: He does have a Volvo.
There we go! 17 Reasons to Love Edward Cullen. I'd be overjoyed if you people reviewed; I love your opinions. However, I do not enjoy your flames. Another thing: I need ideas! What are things that Bella would never do? I need ideas for my next one. 17 Things That Bella Swan Would Never Do. Thanks!
So, review please, my dear "17..." fans! You know you want to. –Cackle-