John Cena was walking around backstage after Wrestlemania 23 ended and wa;lked into Shawn Michaels.
HBK: Hey Cena sorry for those steel steps.
Cena: I understand but You tried your best now we're recognized.
HBK: Two Wrestlemanias,2 DX members.
Cena: Well I'm gonna find Orton.
Lashley: Damn, I feel sore Why did I pin Big Show and why does everybody want this title it's not like it's worth something, stupid ECW title. I hope I get drafted to RAW.
Edge: Damn it McMahon if I have to be booed 1 more time I'll- damn this hurts dang Hardy.
Orton: Why are we forced to team up I mean rated RKO that's retarded.
Edge: I know we could be called the ER.
Orton: Sighs.
Meanwhile in a hotel with Kane and Undertaker playing an Smackdown vs Raw 2007.
Kane pinned the Undertaker.
Kane: YES! I beat the World Heavyweight Champion Hell Yeah.
Undertaker: Shit I thought you were dead you're head was fuckin red.
Kane did his signature taunt the same time Kane in the video game did.
Batista: Damn it Cena how come you keep winning.
Orton: And how come you suffer lots of pain and still win.
Cena: Umaga and HBK get too caught up with the title.
Batista: Oh shit I forgot to tell Jeff the Money in the Bank match was still going when he recovered. Oh well Let's go to BK.
Orton: Since when does ECW actually do extreme rules anymore.
Cena: Or have ECW originals that still love ECW.
CM punk: Since when did I get into WWE.
Maria: When you went to ECW.
CM Punk: Wait ECW I thought this was OVW.
HBK is driving and Sandman crashes into him.
HBK: What the crap is your problem!
Sandman: You know all the beers I drink. You shouldn't have stopped the light was green asshole.
HBK gives him the superkick.
Shawn: Now I understand.
The other 3 originals come out wasted.
Dreamer was about to say something but got ran over by a car.
Cena: Holy Shit did I just run over somebody.
Orton: Don't worry it's an ECW original.
RVD: You think you can keep your big mouth shut about the weapons in here.
Sabu comes out with a chair.
HBK low blows rvd superkicks the chair into RVD's face then takes a tire iron and whales sabu with it. Then he spray paints the 4 of them.
HBK: I love my job.
More coming. R & R