A/N: These are REAL events that happened in Assassin's Creed II for the Xbox 360. Just… what Ezio says is what I said, responding to the weirdness… And they've been changed into story form, to give a good background. ^-^
Where Are The Guards?
Ezio had already killed three guards, and another walked up to him, pushing him and yelling, accusing him of killing the guards. Well, I did… He fought the guard as the people in Venezia participating in the Carnival observed, cheering Ezio on. Ezio attacked with his bare hands, aiming to disarm the guard, and then use his weapon against him. When the opening presented itself, Ezio snatched the Captain's Sword from the Agile Guard's hands, startling him, and stabbed him in the stomach. He ripped the sword out and tossed it aside, the guard falling to his knees. Ezio smirked. Four, and no one has been able to stop me. He decided to loot the guards of what they had. More money can't hurt, can it?
A woman walked up to the Guard. She began screaming. "Oh my god! Where are the guards!"
Ezio stood up and looked at the lady. "I don't know." He shrugged, looking at his pile of bodies. "You want me to go get one?"