Star Ocean: Till the End of Time – "Laxante"
Cliff and Fayt were inventing a new item at the workshop. After three hours of burning, destroying, and getting the room dirty, they finally invented something that they named "Spiritual Chocolate":
·Heals ALL HP/MP for the whole party and makes you invincible for 15 seconds.
·Secondary effects: -20 Emotion points from the opposite sex
"Go on, Fayt, eat it!" asked Cliff.
"No! I'm not sure about this." warned Fayt. "What if I get poisoned or something?"
"Pfft~You're so girly. Well, let's test it on someone else then. And I know who I'll test it on," whispered Cliff.
And meanwhile in the 4D
Luther came back to home from Sphere 211...
"MOM! I'M BACK!" shouted Luther.
There wasn't a response. But on the side table, there was a red box of chocolates with a letter above it that said:
"2 ma litta Q'te brotha. From: yar lovely sista, Blare"
Luther stayed quiet and then he exclaimed out load:
"NICE TRY, BLAIR. BUT AN AWFUL SPELLING LETTER WON'T MAKE ME EAT YOUR POISONED CHOCOLATES."
After shouting, he noticed that there was another similar box of chocolates with a letter, too. But the letter said something different:
"Sonny, I wenta supamarket, eat these chocolates while Imma out.
Hugs and Kisses, your momma.
P.D: Take care, sweet heart 3"
Luther didn't doubt them, so he unwrapped the red box and started eating.
"Thanks, mommy!" cried Luther, with his mouth full.
Once he ate all the chocolates, he started to feel tickles in his stomach, and then on his mouth...and lots things more...
"AAAGH!! THIS IS BITTER!!" shouted Luther, and got lots effects more. "NOW I'M HAVING A CRAMP IN MY FOOT!!" he grabbed his foot. "KYAA! TICKLES EVERYWHERE!!!" he touched everywhere trying to stop tickles. "OH, FOR ETHEREAL QUEEN'S SAKE, I'M GETTING HYPOTHERMIA!!!!" and he started running in circles.
When those effects were produced, after the last effect, he was left in the main room and Cliff and Fayt appeared from behind the sofa.
"HAH! I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO FALL FOR IT!!" exclaimed Cliff, pointing Luther.
"YOU DAMN PIECES OF DATA!!" roared Luther, pointing at Cliff and Fayt.
"OMG, CLIFF, STOP THIS!!" cried Fayt.
"I'M GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU, STUPID DATA!!"
When Luther cried, he invoked his spear, ran to them and pointed it at them issuing his "Laser Beam" skill. But before he used the attack, he let his spear fall and hugged his stomach and he noticed...
"!!!" shouted Luther, running unto the rest room beside the stairs.
"ROFL!! THE CHOCOLATES REALLY WORKED FOR SOMETHING!!" Cliff laughed out loud.
"What was the last ingredient you used, Cliff!?!?" cried Fayt.
"They were in a yellow box called "Laxative.""
"CLIFF!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!" cried Fayt, freaking out with his arms wrapped around his chest.
"HAH! CAN YOU DO BETTER!?"
---Epilogue---
"Lula, Blair~!! Mommy's back, sweet hearts~!!" sang Luther and Blair's mom.
Luther and Blair's mom saw Blair standing beside the rest room with crossed arms.
"Where's Luther, Blair??" asked Luther and Blair's mom, with a lovely tone of voice.
"Your 'sonny' has been on the toilet since three days ago." replied Blair.
"OMG!! MY BABY~!!!!!"