MJM SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS
MJM :- Hello and welcome to MJM solves your Problems
.... Today. Sonic and Mario will settle there differences.
Harry Potter will Admit that Lord of the Rings is better ! and ... get this ....
Superman, Batman and Spiderman will decide who is the better Super Hero !
MJM :- Now Introducing.... Sonic the Hedgehog !
MJM :- Hello Sonic
Sonic :- Hi MJM
MJM :- Now, lets get straight to the point. What's going on between you and Mario.
Sonic :- Well, I didn't used to have any problem with the guy. He worked for Nintendo and I worked for Sega. We never saw each other. But Four years ago , Sony took over the gaming Industry, Tomb raider, Crash Bandicoot and all their other Rubbish Platform games.
MJM :- uh huh..
Sonic :- Well One day , Sega invented the Dreamcast to compete with the Playstation.
MJM :- It failed didn't it.
Sonic :- It did. But it trashed the N64 in the Sales war !
MJM :- And this got Mario angry
Sonic :- Yep, But then Sega went out of buisness and Mario took the P*SS out of me.
But Tails, You know him ?
MJM :- Miles Prowler, Nicknamed Tails, Sonics Partner.
Sonic :- Well he reminded Mario that He hadn't had a good game since Mario 64, way back in 1997 !
MJM :- 96
Sonic :- What ever. Well this got Mario even more angry, and in his Anger he told us about the GAMECUBE. He also bet us $50 that there best selling game was gonna be Mario Cube.
MJM :- But Nintendo released Luigi's Mansion.
Sonic :- And after that he went bad and started beating up my friends ?
MJM :_ WHo ?
Sonic :- Tails, Amy, Echo the Dolphine, the list goes on.
MJM :- SO how do you think we should solve this.
Sonic :- With a 2 Player game of Pong, if I win he has to leave me alone and if he wins I'll move City.
MJM :- Move City ?
Sonic :- Yeah I live next door.
MJM :- Okay Sonic if you just go back stage into are comfy room and we'll talk to Mario.
Sonic :- Okay
Mario :- ( In a think Italian voice ) Where is ? I smash him up !!
MJM :- Mario take a seat.
Mario :- NO, I want Sonic's Ass , Right Now !
MJM :- You can have Sonic as soon as you sit down
MJM :- How are you ?
Mario :- Give me that hedgehogs ass.
MJM :- Can you tell me what he has done to upset you ?
Mario :- He told me, I was a hasbeen, SAid Sega was better than Nintendo and RAn over my
Dinosaur.
MJM :- Ran over your what ?
Mario :- Yoshi, he ran over Yoshi, He says it was an ac-si-dant, but I know he is lying.
MJM :- How do you think your problem should be resolved ?
Mario :- A fight, A fight to the death.
MJM :- Now, sonic thinks you should play Pong to decide...
Mario :- No ! A fight to the death !!
MJM :- Listen to the whole thing. If you win Sonic moves house, and if sonic wins you leave him and his friends alone.
Mario :- okay.
MJM :- Mario are you ready ?
Mario :- Ready to kick Blue Weasel butt.
MJM :- Sonic are you ready ?
Sonic :- Ready to kick that... Jappeness, imposter Pizza delivery boys butt.
MJM :- It's first to 100 .... Let the Pong begin ! ... we wil come back to them at the end.
Now a short break.
MJM :- Hello and welcome to MJM solves your Problems
.... Today. Sonic and Mario will settle there differences.
Harry Potter will Admit that Lord of the Rings is better ! and ... get this ....
Superman, Batman and Spiderman will decide who is the better Super Hero !
MJM :- Now Introducing.... Sonic the Hedgehog !
MJM :- Hello Sonic
Sonic :- Hi MJM
MJM :- Now, lets get straight to the point. What's going on between you and Mario.
Sonic :- Well, I didn't used to have any problem with the guy. He worked for Nintendo and I worked for Sega. We never saw each other. But Four years ago , Sony took over the gaming Industry, Tomb raider, Crash Bandicoot and all their other Rubbish Platform games.
MJM :- uh huh..
Sonic :- Well One day , Sega invented the Dreamcast to compete with the Playstation.
MJM :- It failed didn't it.
Sonic :- It did. But it trashed the N64 in the Sales war !
MJM :- And this got Mario angry
Sonic :- Yep, But then Sega went out of buisness and Mario took the P*SS out of me.
But Tails, You know him ?
MJM :- Miles Prowler, Nicknamed Tails, Sonics Partner.
Sonic :- Well he reminded Mario that He hadn't had a good game since Mario 64, way back in 1997 !
MJM :- 96
Sonic :- What ever. Well this got Mario even more angry, and in his Anger he told us about the GAMECUBE. He also bet us $50 that there best selling game was gonna be Mario Cube.
MJM :- But Nintendo released Luigi's Mansion.
Sonic :- And after that he went bad and started beating up my friends ?
MJM :_ WHo ?
Sonic :- Tails, Amy, Echo the Dolphine, the list goes on.
MJM :- SO how do you think we should solve this.
Sonic :- With a 2 Player game of Pong, if I win he has to leave me alone and if he wins I'll move City.
MJM :- Move City ?
Sonic :- Yeah I live next door.
MJM :- Okay Sonic if you just go back stage into are comfy room and we'll talk to Mario.
Sonic :- Okay
Mario :- ( In a think Italian voice ) Where is ? I smash him up !!
MJM :- Mario take a seat.
Mario :- NO, I want Sonic's Ass , Right Now !
MJM :- You can have Sonic as soon as you sit down
MJM :- How are you ?
Mario :- Give me that hedgehogs ass.
MJM :- Can you tell me what he has done to upset you ?
Mario :- He told me, I was a hasbeen, SAid Sega was better than Nintendo and RAn over my
Dinosaur.
MJM :- Ran over your what ?
Mario :- Yoshi, he ran over Yoshi, He says it was an ac-si-dant, but I know he is lying.
MJM :- How do you think your problem should be resolved ?
Mario :- A fight, A fight to the death.
MJM :- Now, sonic thinks you should play Pong to decide...
Mario :- No ! A fight to the death !!
MJM :- Listen to the whole thing. If you win Sonic moves house, and if sonic wins you leave him and his friends alone.
Mario :- okay.
MJM :- Mario are you ready ?
Mario :- Ready to kick Blue Weasel butt.
MJM :- Sonic are you ready ?
Sonic :- Ready to kick that... Jappeness, imposter Pizza delivery boys butt.
MJM :- It's first to 100 .... Let the Pong begin ! ... we wil come back to them at the end.
Now a short break.