Mario seriously didn't know how he turned out in this situation and he didn't want to know either. It had started as an argument between him and Ganondorf. Then Link had entered the room and things went downhill fast.
"He's my new rival and I hate him so much more than you" Ganondorf said. "It was hate at first punch!"
"WHAT!? Shut up! You can't just do that!" Link growled.
"Oh, but I just did" the evil king grinned.
"Take that back!"
"No"
"Yes"
"NO"
"YES!"
Link walked up to him. They glared at each other for a while before the hero of twilight kicked the king in the stomach. Mario looked at the two of them in horror.
"I HATE YOU!" Ganondorf Yelled.
"No you don't, remember?"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"!"
Ganondorf particularly jumped at Link. He landed a punch just besides the others head. Link made a battle cry and they were soon wrestling on the floor, firing insults at each other. Mario slowly backed out of the room.