'Twas the night before Christmas

And out on the street

Sad souls searched for crack

Or else something to eat

Except Bobby Goren

Who was there on a quest

To discover his nephew

He's a man quite obsessed

Since being suspended

He's been drinking alone

Not eating or sleeping

Not answering his phone

He fears Donny may be

His very last hope

To find something to live for

He's at the end of his rope

But clever or lucky

Donny's left not a clue

Leaving Bobby discouraged

Just one thing left to do

He once swore that he'd never

Eat his own gun

But he's run out of options

His demons have won

And really it's probably

A fitting finale

Mark Brady's bastard

Found dead in an alley

But reaching into his pocket

He hears a soft voice

"Son, please don't do this

Find some other choice"

What the hell? It's a priest

In formal priestly attire

And glancing upwards he sees

St. Patrick's tall spire

"I'll spare you the sermon

On damnation and sin

But since you've come here tonight

Won't you please enter in?"

And in his heart Bobby knows

It's not the priest who now speaks

But One who'll give him the answers

And the comfort he seeks.