Disclaimer: We do not own Kamen Rider Blade or Disney XD. Spirit Rider Sabre, however, is totally ours. Suck on that, Toei Entertainment!!!
Spirit Rider Sabre:
Sieg Commercial
(Scene of Sieg staring out a window. There is a blue border surrounding the screen as his name suddenly appears across the bottom of the screen in script)
Meet Siegfried Ginovef.
(Sieg is shown repairing his Spade Basher.)
Motorcycle enthusiast…
(Sieg is shown giving a high five to Marcus as they win a video game tournament.)
Best friend…
(Hannah, a black haired English girl, is seen talking to Sieg next to his cycle.
"So, they say you can ride."
"Depends on what form of "riding" that you're referring to." Sieg smirks.)
Smooth talker…
(Sieg is shown holding up a painting to his art teacher, Ms. Worth.
"I call it "Forbidden Bliss,'" Sieg says, smiling.)
A lover of art…
(Sieg is repeatedly slapped before he is suddenly shown, sitting in detention.)
Erotic art….yeah…..
(Sieg is shown walking dramatically towards a warehouse.)
However, he has one big secret….
(Scene flashes at short intervals as Sieg is now seen facing the Deer Phantom Beast as he gets into a stance before the screen goes white.)
That will shock you!!!!
("Henshin!!"
Now, various scenes of Spirit Rider Sabre are seen, flashing rapidly.)
He's Spirit Rider Sabre!!!
(The scenes continue as you hear Sieg's voice.
"Come and get it!!"
Sabre is seen slicing down the Lizard Phantom Beast before Sieg is shown kicking a Dark Roach in the head.
"Let me say this to start…I will kick your ass!!!!")
Friendship will survive all!!!!
(The screen goes black as the title appears in the center while Sabre lands in front of it before charging forward.)
Spirit Rider Sabre…only on…
(Sabre slashes at the screen before the Disney XD logo appears with Sieg laughing next to it.
"Boom goes the dynamite!!")
Disney XD!!!
(Sabre is then shown hefting up his sword.
"Heh, too easy!!!")
DIBRAVE: So, how was that?
Death:…..It's okay and all, but…..
DIBRAVE: But what?
Death: Well….why Disney XD?
DIBRAVE: It was either this or ….4Kids (duh duh duh duhhhhhhh!!!)
Death: (ponders that for a second before shuddering) Ugh…you're right.
DIBRAVE: (turning to readers) Well then…
Death: (doing the same) Until next time…
Both: (pointing their fingers at the readers) Keep on riding!!!! (Hear a scream)
???: Sayuri just came home and there's NO ROOT BEER IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!! (explosions, screams, and the sounds of claws ripping through human flesh can be heard.)
Both: (Turn to each other)……RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!