Me: So, if you've read the summery, you know that this is my little journal. I get to tell you guys all about my life and all that. To start I'd like to introduce to you all Miffles. She's a puffball.

Miffles: -rolls eyes- Oh wonderful. All we need is more hyper writer girl.

Me: Exactly! I was thinking that too!

PF4: -crawls out from under the bed- hey…quiet…-crawls back under the bed-

Miffles: -is baffled- you have a badger under your bed?

Me: -nodds- yeah. PF4.

Miffles: What?

Me: PF4. Prince Fredric the fourth. How did you not know he was there? You sleep on him every night. How do you not notice him?

Miffles: …I thought that was your sweat pants drawer.

Me: -facepalm-

Miffles: I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know that the big fluffy thing was a badger instead of-

Me: SHHHHH! I love this song!

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,

I had a little stretch of land along the CP line

But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there

And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no

"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"

The government, they promised me a measly little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.

Then I thought, who really cares if all the jobs are gone?

I'm gonna be a PIRATE! on the river Saskatchewan!

Yarr...

'Cause it's a heave-HO!, hi-HO!, comin' down the plains

Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains

And It's a ho-HEY!, hi-HEY! Farmers bar yer doors

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores!

-Dances-

Miffles: Dude…did you take your meds this morning?

Me:…I thought I was out.

Miffles: I bought you a whole new bottle! Remember? You had that fight with the lady at the doctor's office.

Me:…oh. Sorry.

Miffles: -face palm-

Me: I said I was sorry!

Miffles: What song is that anyways?

Me: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by the Arrogant Worms. They sing a lot of really funny songs!

Miffles: Dude…what the heck?

Me: What! Do you want me to go into more detail?

Miffles: Not real-

Me: GREAT! Arrogant worms consists of three guys. Chris Patterson, Trevor Song, and Mike McCormick. They rock. They're from Alberta Canada and-

Miffles: That's great. Can we tell people about you day? Since that's what a journal is?

Me: -huffs- Fine. So…my biggest is news is that my Volleyball team is rigged.

Miffles: -nodds- It's true.

Me: I thought for sure I'd get on the team, just by default!

Miffles: Yeah. Then coach Harmes read the list. She bumped up three seventh graders, and kicked Zoe off. And there was still one open spot!

Me: Turd.

Miffles: Yeah.

Me: Then my mom went and talked to Mr. Vever about it. Apparently 8th grade sports are more competitive. -sticks tongue out- Way to go Mr. V.

Miffles: Then Zoe's mom told Zoe that that was a huge load of crap and that She'd rather have an 8th grader who was trying to learn the sport, then three 7th graders with good skills.

Me: Yeah. WAY TO GO MUM!

Miffles: And I think Zoe's been having music and video game addictions.

Me: Maybe.

Miffles: She's been talking non stop about "Super Smash Bros Brawl" and "Legend of Zelda" crap.

Me: HEY! LEGEND OF ZELDA IS NOT CRAP! I WAS OUT LONG BEFORE HALO AND WILL BE AROUND LONGER!

Miffles: -takes a step back- sorry.

Me: And Brawl is awesome. You just don't like it 'cause I kick your butt!

Miffles: I HAVE NO FREAKIN THUMBS! HOW AND I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT YOU WITH A CONTROLER WHEN I HAVE NO. FREAKIN. THUMBS!

Me: Yeash! And you say I have video game issues.

Miffles: Yeah cause every time I come down the stairs, you're crying.

Me: That's because I watched it again!

Miffles: -facepalm-

Me: -breaks down crying- IT'S NOT REAL!

Miffles: -to audience- for those of you who have no clue what it is, let me explain. In 2009, IGN was very cruel to Zoe's Family. Or at least the nerds in it.

Me: Wouldn't that be everyone?

Miffles: SHUT UP!

Me: Here, let me tell the story. You see, the released a Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer that was so totally boss! I was jumping up for my chair going "YEESSS! FINALLY THEY DID IT! THIS IS GOING TO BE TOTALLY AWESOME!"

Miffles: Then she read the date it was coming out.

Me: -starts crying again- April…1…2009.

Miffles: It was an elaborate prank.

Me: I refuse to call it a joke.

Miffles: Because it wasn't funny.

Me: Not at all.

Miffles: C'mon, we've gotta go to school.

Me: K. See ya peeps!

Me: Alright! School is done and I've got NOOOO homework!

Miffles: She did it all in Study hall

Me: Yeah. And I started my poster for fire prevention!

Miffles: -sarcastic- way to go.

Me: Hey! If my poster wins first place, I get a ride to school on a FIRE TRUCK! How awesome would that be?

Miffles: not very. Can't you grow up?

Me: No…not when it comes to fire trucks…-gazes off into space- fire tucks

Miffles: -facepalm-

Me: Miffles you've got to realize that you're assigned to me forever until I die. You're not going anywhere. SO we're going to have to learn to live with each other. Now I've been single all my life and I have some habits! And sometimes I leave dirty laundry around!

Voldamort: -poofs in- well I believe everything has its place! Mudbloods have their place, muggles have their place. And So. Do. Your. CLOTHES!

Me: Well! Aren't we an odd couple!

Miffles: Wait, did you just take our conversation and turn it into a quote from "A Very Potter Musical"?

Me: …yeaaaahh. You didn't think I could actually summon Voldamort did you?

Miffles: I wasn't sure.

Me: Okay then. Well, I've gotta go work on my fire prevention poster. You can disappear Voldy.

Voldamort: -poofs out-

Me: John? Would you do the honors of closing us?

John Ruben: Only if you back me up.

Me: -sighs- Fine. –starts beat boxing-

John Ruben: As you can see. There are two kinds of people in life. There are dib dab does. And there are dippity does. Which one are you? As for me, I'm a dippity doer.

Miffles, Sam, and John: Peace!