(A.N: Okay, so we all know the tmnt were raised without any human contact for a long time, and somehow they turned out okay. This idea is BARELY based off a movie called Mama, where two girls were living alone in the woods away from people. I wanted to explore the possibility that living alone under the city left the guys all twisted and messed up in their own crazy, special little ways :-) Plus, I hate April, and this was a way to torture her LOLZ.

This rating is here for a reason. There's mentions of gore, sex, violence and non-con, but nothing descriptive. Also, some language.

I had WAAAY too much fun with this, but I made no money.

ALSO, this is COMPLETE, meaning I won't update anymore. It's MEANT to be short. So please, instead of following, PLEASE REVIEW!)

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April O'Neil had never fainted before, in all of her existence, and she'd never actually seen anyone do it in real life.

She'd seen it in the movies and on tv of course- the dramatic swoons of lovesick girls in high school dramas, or the pale faced, shaking, fantastic, hand-to-the-forehead pass outs that always happened right at the climax of the classic mystery movies her aunt loved so much.

But the closest she'd ever seen to someone faint was her grandmother getting woozy from the heat at a family reunion.

And she'd never done it herself, so the first time she did, she had no expectations as to what was normal and what wasn't.

Even still, she didn't think it was exactly normal to wake up from a fainting spell to see four pairs of eyes staring her in the face.

Honestly, she didn't think any decent person could blame her for screaming the way she did, especially when she saw the bodies those eyes were attached to.

Thankfully, her fear didn't last long, and was quickly replaced by wonder and amazement at discovering four mutant ninja turtles living in the sewers, ones that were her age, no less.

Friendship closely followed, after a few tense incidents and near death experiences, then something like comradery. Then, it was as if she were part of the family, and the rest was history.

But as time stretched on, April started noticing...things, about her new family under the streets. Strange quirks and occurrences that unnerved the living daylights out of her. Things that weren't normal, even for their abnormal standards.

Things that made her wonder just how healthy an upbringing her new brothers had, isolated and alone under the city, and how stable their minds really were.

She didn't have to wonder for long.