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Backstage at Survivor Series, just 5 hours before the event was due to start, Vince McMahon had gathered his not so merry men and women, into his office to discuss an event that was due to be happening in about a months time.
"Right everyone listen up!" the whole office was now in complete silence, waiting to listen to their boss.
"I think you can all gather what this meetings about…..the annual Christmas Party!" Vince yelled in delight as his employees groaned.
"Do we have to?" Complained Kurt Angle.
"No offence Vince but all of the Christmas parties you've had over the years well they've kinda sucked!" Laughed Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"Yeah they haven't been what you'd call excellent have they?" Vince mumbled.
The whole office gasped, except for Vince.
"We didn't see that coming, did we Jerry?" cried Jim 'JR' Ross.
"We sure didn't!" responded Jerry 'The King' Lawler.
"This is why I think that as a group, we should all discuss what to do." Vince said wisely.
"How about we don't bother at all!" The Undertaker said coldly.
"Good idea brother, no one likes it when we celebrate Halloween!" Kane said equally as frosty.
"Don't be so miserable!" tutted Rob Van Dam "After all, it only comes once a year!" "Yeah so does Halloween!" Kane replied.
"Hey isn't Halloween an old English tradition William?" Inquired HBK Shawn Michaels.
"That it is dear boy" the English born William Regal replied.
"I…I like Halloween." Regal's young protégé Eugene said excitably "You get lots of sweetie's!
"Oh shut the hell up!" Eric Bishoff, Eugene's Uncle, shouted "Can we just get on with the task in hand?" "Yes we must!" said Vince.
"How come Bitchoff is invited to your Father's Christmas party?" whispered Triple H, Stephanie McMahon's off screen husband.
"I have no idea!" responded Steph.
" Come to think of it, what are you doing here Bishoff? "Vince asked on the behalf of his daughter.
"Ummm…gotta go!" cried Eric as he left the room.
Seeming un-phased by the events that just occurred, Trish Stratus suggested a fancy dress party.
"Who would you come as - Barbie?" rapper John Cena said in his usual jokily manner.
"No that's who she dresses all the time!" Lita said sarcastically.
"SHUT IT!" Vince roared, before Trish had a chance to respond. As silence once again fell upon the room, Eddie Geuerreo had a suggestion.
"How about if people don't want to do anything on their own essays, we do something in groups?" "Yes that could work." Said Vince's wife Linda McMahon. "Any suggestions?" "Mick could read us a story!" Eugene clapped.
"Some people could sing!" Austin said.
"No offence son but you couldn't sing a lick!" JR told Steve sadly.
"Oh, ok…" "I could get my band Fozzy to play LIVE BABY!" Screamed Y2J Chris Jericho.
"John could rap." the Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin said.
"What's young Randall gonna do?" The Nature Granddad, I mean Boy, Ric Flair asked inquisitively.
"Nothing!" responded the young Randy Orton, quicker than a bolt of lightning.
"Why not?" "Well don't we kinda see enough of each other during work hours?" "Maybe but it does only come once a year and it's a unique opportunity for everyone to socialise together." Vinney Mac responded.
"I guess." Sighed Orton.
"Look dog, some people might be too busy to come!" reasoned Booker T.
"Well you've got a point there Booker!" Smackdown commentator Tazz acknowledged.
"Why, what are you and another certain Smackdown presenter doing at Christmas?" laughed Edge.
"You really wanna know?" asked the CLB himself, Christian.
"Just a joke!" laughed Edge insecurely.
"Not as good as 'Toothless Aggression'!" chuckled the Rabid Wolverine, Mr 4 Real, Chris Benoit.
"Dammit, we're digressing again!" bellowed Vince.
"Look how about we wait and say that if anyone has any ideas that they can come and see us and we'll tell them what we think?" reasoned Vince McMahon's son Shane.
"Very well." Vince moaned "Warm up well and have good matches tonight!" Vince yelled as the office cleared.