Today was just a normal day until I was attacked by fiends. That imbecile Wakka threw that idiotic ball and it rebounded into me! It hurt a lot and even Tidus laughed. So they will all die.

First Wakka. I have decided to use some irony here. He will throw his blitzball, his spiky one, and at the same moment I will bump him with a staff equipped with darktouch. Unable to see, it hit him in the head and he died slowly, because the potions kept being dropped and my MP was out, or so it seemed.

Next, that hyper Rikku girl. I will use he machina against her. I simply got a small spell that gave me slight telekinesis. A switch "accidentally" was "bumped" and a flash hit her. While everyone else was blind, I killed her very easily. Oh, how she cried out.

Sir Auron may attempt to stop me, but I will finish him. You see, I have discovered he is an unsent. Therefore I will do something very painful. While he slept, I half-summoned, half-sent him and the pyreflies around him. It made him into a monster, very sad for him. Not! Now we killed him.

Lulu will die next. I have looked through Rikku's old machina and found an anti-magic field generator. I set it up, and asked Lulu to take a walk with me. I led her into being lost, and escaped myself. Watching from afar, she struggled with fiends and fell oh so valiantly. Pity.

Kimahri is loyal to me, but senses something is wrong. I have decided to hire a disgruntled Yevon extremist [A/n: Aren't they all extremists?] who believes Ronso are the source of Sin. He shot Kimahri from afar with a poisoned arrow.

Tidus is last. It breaks my heart, but I have to do it. Here is my plan: In the morning he went to the spring to bathe. H steps on a trip cord, releasing all the sharp weapons of former party members from a box. He dies quick. ____________________________________________________________________________ __________

Yuna goes nuts. OOC, huh? More? Huh? Huh?