"In recent news rare artifacts around the world have gone missing in the past month including ancient Chinese artwork that dated back to the Ming Dynasty, the Mona Lisa which was located in the Louvre of Paris, France, ancient Japanese Samurai sword, the Romanov Jewels of Russia and many more things both high in price and security. While there is no proof that these thefts are connected the officials around the world believe that it is an organized group of highly trained robbers behind these attacks. More information will come soon. Now back to you Jim."
England grabbed the black remote and turned off the flat screen on the wall that sat at the end of the long, wooden meeting table. The entire world had come for this meeting, the faces all in distress, threats spewing from every side and angle.
China stood up and pointed his finger at Russia who was standing silently, the normal threatening smile on his face erased and replaced by a wide eyed face of disgust.
"YOU TURTLE EGG ASSHOLE OF A COUNTRY I BET YOU'RE BEHIND THIS ARU~!" China screamed at him.
Belarus glared at him, her fist clenched so hard that the blood veins in her hand became visible. "SHUT UP YOU COMMIE! YOU MUST BE BEHIND THIS!" Her eyes became demonically red, her teeth clenched.
The room was in uproar, hateful slurs and accusations flying from one country to another. Everyone was on their feet and screaming, even Greece who was normally asleep during the meeting, his words exchanging between Turkey who was on full blast. Every country was involved.
"THIEF!"
"ASSHOLE"
"YOU DAMN MARAUDERS! I KNEW YOUR VIKING DAYS WEREN'T OVER!"
"EH?! DON'T ACCUSE ME YOU PIRATE!"
Germany tried to speak over them all in explanation that it didn't have to be one of them behind all these robberies and that they were all being idiots, but even his voice couldn't pierce the barriers of hate set up.
In the midst of the screams and accusations the great double doors of the meeting hall swung open, silencing the room as no one expected anybody to be late for such a meeting. They stared as America walked in, burger in one hand and coffee in another; his chipper smile differing himself from the other frowns and glares. He paid no attention to the entire world staring at him; he just walked to his chair, sat down, and continued eating his burger and drinking his coffee. He looked up and saw everyone staring at him.
"Hey dudes want some coffee?" He shook his Starbucks cup sarcastically, expecting England to begin telling him all the reasons why he wasn't supposed to be late, but they just went back to fighting.
He watched as the anarchy levels of the room grew to mass proportions. He stood up and slammed his hands down on the table, the sound silencing the room once more.
"YO what the hell man? What's going on?!" He asked the room in a shout.
They stared at him with surprise.
"You git…you really don't know?" England asked.
"Nope" he replied back, shrugging.
"You stupid American of course you wouldn't know" France's snarky remark shot at America.
"Well what do you expect from him?" Austria folded his arms and huffed.
"Ah America I'm surprised you don't know. It's been all over the news." Estonia shifted his glasses and then shot a glare at Russia. "And there are a couple of culprits in this very room."
"Oh right that. I'm not really worried seeing as I'm a hero and all!" He bolted out a laugh. "If anyone tried to take anything from me they'd be seeing red, white, and blue for months!"
One could feel the eye rolls of the entire room as he said this, only this time nobody was in the mood to deal with it. "Just get out of here America." Germany clenched his fingers on the rim of his nose, his eyes shut. "We're dealing with a real problem here."
"What?! But I just got here dude!"
"Please America-san. If you don't have anything we ask you to pardon yourself from the discussion." Japan's voice was just over a whisper but it still struck America hard as Japan would normally agree with him whenever there was a meeting.
The rest of the room began to tell America to leave. There was a common belief that had already been circling around that he was too fat, too loud, too undisciplined, too…everything to steal anything, so no one had any quarrel with him other than the fact that he was annoying.
"Ye know what?! Fine whatever. Who needs you losers anyways?" He stood up and walked out of the room, his coffee and burger still in hand.
Once the double doors shut the room fell back into chaos, the shouts being heard from outside the room where America was leaning against the wall, crumpling up his burger wrapper and throwing it into the metal garbage can that sat next to the wall with him. He smirked and began his walk out of the building.
"Idiots."