The Suite Life of Alex Russo.

"All right that's how you do the dancing spell. Now when you do this spell, you are perfect dancer. Ok?"

"Whatever." Alex Russo said to her dad. When would she need to dance good? Well, there was the school dance on Friday. And she was going with Riley! "Tell me something I don't know!" (A/N: Hah I took that from her song…)

"Alex Russo, if you have an attitude like that I won't tell any of you the surprise I have been keeping secret all day!"

"Come on Alex!" said her younger brother Max.

"Fine but Justin has to quit sleeping with his blanket!" Alex retorted.

Justin almost fell off of his seat. "Bu-Bu-Bu! Fine…"

Jerry Russo walked over to the chalkboard that usually had the spell of the day written on it. Today it had a velvet sheet draped over it.

"Please turn your attention to the chalkboard in the center of the room. You are about to witness, the greatest vacation in your lives!"

Oooh vacation, thought Alex, Maybe we won't have to focus on magic lessons as much…

"And this is not a break from wizard lessons."

"Wow dad, way to ruin everyone's day." Alex muttered.

"We're going to Boston! So me, Justin, and Max can see the Mets play the Red Sox!"

"Alright!" Justin squealed.

"Great…" Max moaned.

"What's wrong Max? You love the Mets!" Jerry asked.

"Um, sure dad but the greatest vacation would be to an amusement park or something!"

"Wait!" Alex interrupted, "What's in this for mom and me?"

Jerry had hoped this question wouldn't come up. "Well, Alex, your mom is staying here to take care of the substation. But we're going to be staying in a five star hotel. It's called the Tipton."

"Um, dad?"

"Yes Alex?"

"I don't see a fun vacation being at a hotel."

"Well, as a matter of fact, I believe a Miss London Tipton lives there. "

Alex jumped out of her seat. "London Tipton! I love her! I am SUCH a big fan!"

"Mmmmhmmm. Glad you're happy. Now go start packing some of your stuff. We're leaving Friday because the game is on Saturday morning."

Everything started going black. "WHAT? Friday? But that's th-" Alex passed out on the floor.

A/N: Sorry short chap. Just an introduction. R&R.