A/N: I was watching this show where this guy became a minister then I read an ff where Italy was a minister then I thought 'why not Prussia?' and this was born. Enjoy my pretties. And yes you can consider this crack if you want. Plus wouldn't it be awesome if Prussia could marry you at your wedding? Personally I think it would be epically awesome!

Oh and this isn't a one-shot.

Minister Prussia

Chapter one: This can't be legal…

~Prussia~

I had done it! The awesome me was now an official ordained minister! Now I could marry people! Like my little bruder West and that boyfriend of his, Italy. Who he says is not his boyfriend. Which the awesome me knows is a totally unawesome lie. Anyone can see those to are so gay for each other…

Anyway I was heading over to France and Spain to brag about this and how I could marry them to anyone at any time! It's so awesome! Maybe I could marry Antonio and Lovi after Luddy and Feli…

"Keseses…" I laughed to myself.

I was at France's house and just walked in like I usually do on our Saturdays. I found France nursing his wine a thoughtful look on his face, probably considering who he was going to hook up with tonight. While Spain was munching on the churros he brought with them.

"Guess what guys!" I shouted.

"What is it mon ami?" France asked a bit annoyed I interrupted his thinking time.

"Yeah mi amigo what?" Asked Spain.

"Guess." I said with my usual smirk.

"You had a glorious threesome with Austria and Hungary?" France said.

"No…Why do you always guess that?" I asked.

"Because I believe that happens when you go to Austria's house and don't come back till 11 in the morning." France stated taking a sip of his wine.

"Did you win a lifetime supply of German beer?" Spain asked.

"I wish but no." I said.

"Then what is it? Are we even close?" France asked.

"Not even a little bit." I said with a cocky grin.

"Then what?" They said in unison.

I pulled out the certificate that was in the frame out of nowhere, much like Hungary's frying pan, and handed it to them.

I watched as the awesome realization dawned on their faces.

"This can not be legal…" they muttered.

"Oh but my friends it is. Legal in every way. Keseseses…" I stated.

"So you can marry people?" Spain asked.

"Ja! Isn't it awesome!" I said.

"Amigo, do you think you could marry me and Lovi?" Spain asked.

"Of course! I can marry anyone!" I said.

"Ohohohohoh. Have you told Germany yet? He may want to marry his little Italian." France said with his rape face at a mild level.

" Of course not. I just got it." I said.

"Well let's head over there. His reaction will be hilarious." Spain said.

"JA! Let's go!" I yelled as we left the room to Spain's sports car.

~Time skip to Germany's house~

"OH WEST!" I shouted into the house.

"What is it bruder, I am in a meeting." He said with and aggravated look. Behind him stood an annoyed Austria and Hungary.

"Look."I said as I handed him the certificate.

I watched him read it and his look was priceless. Luddy was gaping like a goldfish and his face had complete shock.

"What is it?" Hungary asked. Germany handed her the certificate and shock was soon on her face.

"What does it say?" Austria said with a curious look on his face. Hungary handed him the frame.

He read out loud, " We here by proclaim that Gilbert Beildschmit is now an ordained minister through the power of the German Catholic church…."

They were all silent for a moment. Complete shock on their faces.

"Das kann nicht legal sein...(This can't be legal)" Austria and Germany said in unison. While Eliza just stood there a bit shocked.

"But it is." I said with a smirk.

"Ve~ The pasta's done." Italy said skipping into the room.

Eliza looked at him and then at Luddy. Then back at me.

"Does that mean you can marry…?" She started.

"Ludwig and Feli? JA! The Awesome me is a minister!" I said with a kesese.

"EEEEEKKKKKK!" Eliza said with her yaoi face on.

We all covered our ears to protect us from her squeal.

"Luddy we're getting married?" Feli asked with a slight blush.

"Uh… um….uh…" West stuttered his face redder by the second.

~Hungary~

"Oh can I take pictures?" I asked.

"Uh…." Germany was still stuttering.

"Ve~ we're getting married!" Italy said taking his silence as a yes.

"Ja…okay." Germany said after a lot of stuttering and blushing.

"Mum." Someone said clearing their throat. We turned around and saw Gilbert in his minister uniform with Francis and Antonio dressed as deacons.

"Are we ready to start the awesome ceremony or what?" Gilbert asked.

"But what about their cloth-." Austria started but saw that France had somehow already changed the two into nice finely made tuxedoes. Germany in a black one and Italy in a white one.

"How did you-?" Austria asked.

"Do you want to find out?" Francis said with a wink and his rape face.

SMACK

I had hit him with my frying pan.

"Hey that is my deacon you are hitting." Prussia said.

"Whatever get the ceremony started I want to take pictures." I said holding up my frying pan.

"Okay. Totally not awesome. You will act as witnesses to this beautiful matrimony. Now let's go to the garden. That makes a nicer wedding than West's office." He grumbled. We followed him to the garden and I have to admit. The scenery does make it a nicer place than Ludwig's office.

"We gather here today to unite these two in holy awesome matrimony. Does anyone here object to this awesome union?" Gilbert asked. No one said anything…mostly because I was glaring at anyone (France) who even thought about it.

"Alright then, Do you Feliciano Vargas take Ludwig Beilschmit as your lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold. To cherish and love in sickness and in health. In awesome riches and not so awesome poor. For as long as you're awesome lives last?" Gilbert asked.

"I do, ve~" Feli said his eyes tearing up a bit.

"And do you, Ludwig Beilschmit take Feliciano Vargas as your lawfully wedded uke." He said but stopped as I held my frying pan in my hand menacingly.

"Fine. As you're lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold. To cherish and to love in sickness and in health. In the awesomeness of the riches and the not some awesome poor. For as long as you're awesome lives last?" Prussia asked.

"Ja, I do." Germany said, also slightly tearing up.

"You may now kiss the Italian." Prussia said and Germany swept Italy into a lasting passionate kiss. And I captured every moment in pictures. My nose slightly trickling blood at the yaoi. Austria was clapping and everyone was smiling.

"Now you two. Sign here and here." Prussia said handing them a clipboard with his signature on it. It was the marriage license. They both quickly signed.

"You are now Husband and Husband! Keseses." Prussia said.

A/N: So how was it? Please leave a review. Requests will be taken for this. So just tell me what pairing you want Prussia to marry next. This will be updated once or twice a month. Just to let you guys know. I don't do yuri so sorry but if its yaoi then yeah totally. And crack pairing accepted...well most of them. Hope you enjoyed this!^J^

Oh and will someone tell me how to spell Germany's last name. I am pretty sure I spelled it wrong.

Disclaimer: Um… I disclaim…what else am I suppose to say. It's pretty freaking obvious that I don't own Hetalia!