Angel-chan: Ciao another story that was inching the back of my head, I've recently been thinking of it and wanted to do it so here I be… I think this will be the last until my others are done... hopefully XD

Full Summary: Mary-Sue's are the things that give people something to hate, Sue-Slayers are there to exterminate them. That's exactly what I'm here to do along with my wacky friends. Watch as we take down all the Twilight clichés, Mary-Sue's, and crack-fics we are assigned to!

Inspired by Epitome of Randomness' fic, It will be very different though XD

Disclaimer: Me no own Twilight

~Fade In Dramatically~

My name is Angel, really? No that's the codename I use when at base.

Age not really important but I'll tell you 16.

Why I'm here? To deliver you a story of how me and the rest of Slayers constantly have to save the world of fandom from clichés, Mary-Sue's, OC's, flamers, and anything else we are assigned to!

"Angel, are you talking to your inner self again?" My friend/collage Stars asked.

"What of it!?" I asked irritated she always found a way to get in my head,

"You really need to listen they just called a meeting on the 10th floor for levels 5-7's in Love" She said concerned. Great the 10th floor was reserved for Mary-Sue's and it was for Love which stood for

Losers whO Vote Edward

Who the hell made the 'O' at the end of "who" in it, I don't know. Anyways, that usually alerts a Mary-Sue that fell for Edward and yadda yadda yadda you get it.

"Ugh, I hate being a level 6 in that field! We never get cool powers like level 9's!" I said as Stars sighed she was a level 9 and she knew that I envied her, almost like the time I tried dressing up like her to go on a level 9 mission.

"If you want to get promoted you have to stop slacking and actually do your job when you start slaying." She mumbled as we went into the elevator.

And what's up with the slow elevator!? We can use technology to go into a fictional book, but we couldn't afford an elevator that goes faster than my great-uncle Patrick dying! And he's still alive at 124!

"Late again, Angel?" The official said with a sigh as all the petty little level 5's snickered, calm level 6's sighed, and stuck-up level 7's scoffed.

"She's very sorry, won't happen again, bye Mr. Top see ya later Angel, have fun!" Stars blew me a kiss before running off.

"She's lying as usual, so what's your excuse this time Angel?" Mr. I forgot his name even though my best friend said it already.

"Whatever you want it to be," I said coolly taking a seat next to Fallen, a stuck up level 7.

"Like, why are you like sitting next to me you like level 6?" She asked into that annoying valley girl accent I grew to detest, I swear she gave all those smart blonds a bad name.

"I like wanted to so like what will you like do about it?" I asked in an imitation of her and my guess is that it was pretty good because everybody started laughing.

"Ugh, you are such a pain in my—""Language! And I thought you were innocent!" I exclaimed putting a hand over my mouth in mock shock, no way she was going to embarrass me.

"Hey, can we please get our missions assigned? Blondie here won't close her legs and it's starting to reek of tuna over here." I announced after Mr. Top finished explaining to us about how we weren't allowed to play in the Spa room by hiding towels, as if I'd listen.

"You stupid little B—

"Witch! Censors please!" I shouted before Fallen could get me, her voice was just so annoying!

"Ladies calm down, and anyways we recently had a fan fiction created in which a Mary-Sue vampire moved to Forks and took Edward away, she has many powers, you know the usual something that 1-4's can't handle but 8-10's find to easy in this field." Mr. Top explained.

"Finally and how many are going!?" I asked anxious I really wanted to go to La Push beach again Seth was such a cutie! Wait, Stars said focus must focus so I can be promoted!

"We want to range it 3 to 4 and 5 if the author decides to add a sprinkle of angst to her," He explained "So Fallen, you'll be the leader for the squad ," She smiled confidently at me, "Squid, you're the beta, Unique you are there, Demon you too." My face turned into a frown, Demon was the cutest boy in the sector! Ugh, and he was going with Fallen! Life wasn't fair, "Angel I'll allow you to go if Fallen sees to it."

Squid and Unique gave me a sympathy look while Fallen smirked at me, and I looked around to see Demon, leaving without a sound, just as his name suggested he was the bad boy type.

"Wah! I want to go! Please let me go Mr. Top! Please, I'll even go with Fallen, which shows you how dedicated I am!" I complained while sobbing into his shirt which had the smell of lemon might I add.

"Angel, you must start growing up! If you ever want to be a level 7 you must start shaping up!" Mr. Top shouted which made my eyes widen.

"So I can go!?" I asked "Even if I regret it, yes." He sighed as I began jumping up and down, Demon was my perfect match! Our names were assigned to us when we took the test to get in; I received my name due to my cheery happy-go-lucky nature. Stars got it by her attitude to always go beyond the limits. Fallen got her name from being a downer before she got all snotty and obnoxious, Demon got his name for being I don't even know, he such a mystery! He's quite, strong, top of his class, and cute! Everything I looked for in a male! And he is my match because our names match! Stars is paired with a confident boy named Moon, Fallen with a nerdy boy (insert giggle) named High. But he never seemed to except the fact seeing as though he hated me. And I'm pretty sure he isn't intoxicated with the smell of my blood.

"Yeah, I'm going on a mission with Demon!" I began happy dancing, the boy every girl adored which was the reason I was fiercely hated by most of the girl population was going to be on a mission with me! Yes!
Did I mention life rock?!

"Going on a mission with Demon?" Stars asked as we began walking home, well to the dormitories, our parents thought we were going to some rich school until college, and it'd help us for our careers. As if. We'd be here for the rest of our stupid young lives.

"Yes, after all his time trying to ignore me without going on a mission with me we are finally going out!" I gave a dreamy sigh as stupid annoying bell started ringing

"Levels 5-7's in Love, I repeat levels 5-7's in Love" An annoying voice rung over the intercom.

"That's you Angel!" Stars said alarmed, no really? I could have sworn it was the other one.

"Gee, I wonder what for," I said before running toward the building.

"What is it!?" I asked as I entered the room, pure pandemonium, level 5's crying, level 6's taking deep breaths, and level 7's pacing back and forth in alarm while Mr. Top's continued muttering not good, not good.

"We recently got a new fiction, in which all the Cullen's die 900 years later and a new bunch of Mary-Sue's are alive and Jasper is the only one Cullen who survived, he'll be in their coven and he'll fall for a Sue! You must go and slay those Sue's immediately!" He said frantically.

"Oh, Hale no!" I said pulling off my normal clothes into the cool one that made me look like a super spy, it was all black and… wait focus, remain focused!

~Fade Out~

Angel-chan: Hope you appreciate my horrible attempt at humor, and next chapter we'll actually go into the Twilight universe and kill of those nasty Sue's XP lol And I'm going to ask for people to give me some names and personality for your person, I'll need random names like Book, Desk, stuff like that and give me a personality and I'll assign them their levels, cuz I know most will want to have a high level XD lol and until next chapter piece out homies! I only need 7 so first come first serve ;D