Scorpius Malfoy's guide to Rose Weasley
10.) Rose is always right, always.
9.) In the rare case when she is wrong; refer to number 10.
8.) When she tells you that the Womping Willow will try to tear you into pieces, believe her. If you don't and you try to prove her wrong, you will end up in the hospital wing.
7.) Never insult her family; especially her book worm mother or her oblivious father. She does not like this. She is a fully trained Aurora and she can and will injure you.
6.) She's not a high maintenance girl and a cheap date will do, but make sure to take her to an expensive place where she has to dress up, every now and then.
5.) Don't tell her she's beautiful just when she dresses up. She is beautiful all the time and she needs to hear it everyday, not just when she tries to make herself pretty.
4.) Never do anything funny with roses. Don't give them to her, write poems about them for her, or make stupid, cheesy puns about them. She will hurt you.
3.) Never convince her to ride on a broomstick with you, when you know she's terrified of heights, and then drop her from a high point only to catch her just in time. She will vomit, pass out, and then punch you continuously when she wakes up.
2.) When she cries, which is rarely, don't just watch or walk away. She'll yell at you to leave her alone, but she doesn't mean it so don't listen. Take her in your arms and hug her tight until she's done.
1.) When she tells you she loves you don't say, "I love you too." Or "I know." Say something really cheesy like "I love you to the moon and back." Or "I love you ten times more than infinity." She'll act like she doesn't like those overused cheesy lines, but eyes don't lie and neither do lips when she kisses you afterwards
{P.S} Don't ever kiss Rose Weasley unless your name is Scorpius Malfoy