1WITCHES KNOW BEST:
danny and sam edition
Ash: hi ya'll I'm ash,
Stef: And I'm stef excuse my little sisters rudeness for not introducing me lol just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Ash: ha, ha very funny. Anyway this is...
Both: WITCHES KNOW BEST
Ash: I like yelling that hehehehehe (I said crazily)
Stef: sorry she had to much sugar
Ash directed toward stef: sugarsugarsugarsugar. And why aren't you talking to me. All you do is talk to the audience
stef: gosh Ashley they're ones reading the story, Once again sorry
ash: I TOLD YOU ITS ASH IN THE FIC! Any way it was my idea for the fic.
Stef: Calm down Ash. and BTW I helped out
Ash: ok ok I forgive you hugges?
Stef: hugges
they hug.
Audience: GET ON WITH IT
Stef: I hope you enjoy our story and on with the fic
Ash towards the audience: big sister
Ash towards stef: stef we are basically the fic remember we kidnap our fave paring and do things and give reasons why they should be together till they get together.
Stef does not answer
Ash: sis you there
stef: yea
ash: THEN RESPOND
Stef: I'm good
ash: were u paying any attention?
No answer.
Ash: stef?
Still no answer
ash turns around. Stef is not there.
Ash: stef were did you go?
Random audiance member: she left her dad had to use the computer. She will be back later.
Ash: oh great o well might as well tell you about this story. Ok well we kidnap our fave couples that are not together and bring them together with different facts and challanges. Oh and we use our powers for an advantage. You see I have the power of twilight and plants and stef has the power of love.
Ash: my powers I control plants and the weather. With stef's powers she can tell if some one is in love and with who they are in love with. Ok well thats all the info I can give you right now. I already think that she will hurt me for tell you about our powers.
10 minutes of silence
Ash: Soooooooooooooooooo...anyone know how to play gold fish?
French narrator guy: 3 hours later
stef walks in with shopping bags.
Ash: got any 3's?
Person hands her a card.
Ash: YES! my last cards. Two threes. I WIN!
stef: Ash what are you doing? Did you give them information on the fic?
Ash: no (innocent voice)
Random audience member: YES
Ash: traitor
stef: Once again sorry now seriously here's the fic. (grabs ash arm and walks away whispering) I can't believe you would keep them waiting.
Ash: well what about you. I saw those shopping bags you came with. And you didn't get me anything?
Stef: sure I did got you... this Hollister bag
Ash: yay squeal. Oh and sis u want to tell them what couple we kidnaped and bring them together.
Stef: Danny & Sam. Woo hoo like they didn't know already
Ash: ok sis did you remember to kidnap them or are they out for coffee cause they AIN'T HERE
Stef: Coarse I did there over ther (points to the corner)
Ash: no there not they are at the door. GAH SIS. Do I have to do everything. uses plant powers and binds danny and sam with a vine there now they are captured again and very close together.
Danny: dang it so close if only they could rant a little more.
Sam: Yeah they're like you and Jazz when she tries to help
Stef: we are not
Danny: no I think they are like tucker and you with the meat vs. vegetarian thing.
Ash: NO
Sam: No he's righ, you are.
Stef: STOP IT!
Ash: no we are more like tucker trying to get your sorry butts together.
Sam: What
Stef: You heard her
Ash: thank you now lets start the show. For the people just joining us and to tell danny and sam whats going on since they were planning a escape when I told you. We are here to get our fave couples together. And here we have danny and sam. We do a series of questions facts and challanges. And we start with a fact. Sis do you have a fact for our fave couple?
Stef: Fact one. This goes to Danny. Why does Sam call you clueless 1? Hmm Answer that.
Danny: um well...I don't know. I don't even know what I means.
Stef: whispers to Sam Now I see why you call him that
sam nodded.
Ash: ok fact 2 we have witch powers.
Sam: what does that have to do with anything
Stef: I can do this. Makes it able to see Sam's ind. Danny didn't see anything but in her mindSam was thinking about there first fake out make out.
Sam: okay that does really matter. Just don't do that again
Stef: I can do what i want
Ash: and I can control the weather and plants so DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE.
Stef: Sit and calm down let me handle this. So next fact we hate seeing you apart.
Sam: WE aren't together
Ash: but you want to be. And don't deny it we can just use the mind camera on you.
Stef: I know that's why we're here. WHO WANTS TO SEE SAM AND DANNY AS A COUPLE
audience cheers.
Sam: GO right ahead. sam starts trying to think Tuck kissing his PDA, Tuck kissing his PDA, Tuck kissing his PDA.
Danny: wow that actually works.
Ash: of course it works. Sis you want to tell sam the first challange.
Stef: I perfer you do it after all Danny's trying to escape again.
Ash: dang it didn't you short out his powers. O I'll do it. gives danny a shot.
danny: I can't go ghost. Dang it.
Ash: ok any way with the challange. Sam remember what happened between you and tucker when he left. The day you had to act like a flour sake was a baby.
Dream screen: tucker; bye guys kisses flour sake. Kisses sam sam looks annoyed
sam: we never speak of this.
Sam: Dang
danny: TUCKER KISSES YOU. OH HE IS SO DEAD!
Stef: Why Danny you're not "Dating"
danny: um...well...you see...I got nuttin
ash: of course you don't. Ok time to start the questions sis start us off.
Stef: Danny what the awkward conversation you and your dad had on the boat on your fishing trip?
Danny: oh that um no-nothing. his voice squeaks.
Ash: ok sam. Can you explain why you dreamed that danny was a jock and your boyfriend and you didn't get shocked out of your dream till dash turned into danny phantom?
Sam: what dream.
Ash: yea sure. Oh and sam. Danny had the same dream. Besides you seemed like you experienced them before. Plus we have a video. plays video of frightmare.
Stef: I love that clip lol
Sam: I hate that clip
dannys blushing.
Ash: ok time for more questions. Sis your turn.
Stef: Danny, what did the ring really say inside it?
Danny: crap your really going to make me answer that are you?
Ash: answer or your model space rockets go in the wood chipper. holding dannys model rockets
besides we have a video so if you lie we can just play it.
Danny: crap. Ok it said...danny whispers
Stef: what was that?
Danny: it said deep breath sam.
Ash: thank your for your honesty. Sam do you have a reply.
Sam: jaw to the ground
stef: I take that as a no.
ash: well that is all we have time for. So tune in next time for
both: WITCHES KNOW BEST DANNY SAM EDITION.
Danny: yes we're free.
Ash: I don't think so. You have not declared your guys's eternal love for each other and you don't leave till you do. Right sis.
Stef: Right, have fun sleeping in a lock trailer.