Super Paper Mario 2: Pauline's Rage

By Toon King 2

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights of Mario & Co, Mario Characters are owned by Shigeru Miyamoto, Sonic Characters are owned by Yuji Naka, Metroid Characters are owned by Retro Games, Final Fantasy Creatures are owned by Square Enix and Crash Bandicoot & Spyro Characters are owned by Universal Interactive Studios. Please don't sue me for this. Thank you.

Intro: Pauline's Confrontation of Peach

After the celebration of Pauline's rescuing from Donkey Kong (although she also accepts the Mini Donkey Kong), Mario, Pauline, Donkey Kong, Luigi, and Pauline's father, Prof. E. Gadd, decided to have lunch in Super Mini Mario World. But Peach, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, angrily entered the theme park, grabbed Pauline by her throat and scolded, "PAULINE, YOU BROAD, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY MARIO AWAY??"

Pauline talked back, "Screw you, Princess Peach! Mario never cared about you in his life!!"

Mario confessed, "Actually, Pauline, I always cared about Princess Peach before the time I met you!"

Pauline sadly asked Mario, "Why didn't you just tell just tell me, Mario? Why?

Mario Answer, "I tried to tell you, but you keep bragging about your baby you abandoned at K-2L."

Pauline sadly yelled, "How dare you bring Baby Samus into this? I didn't even know the guy who impregnated me! I thought it was you, but you might doubt it!"

Mario explained, "Pauline, Samus isn't my daughter, and you know it!"

Pauline put the Mini Mario on the ground and angrily said, "We should've taken the DNA test as a family… CRAZY PIMP!" then crushed the Mini Mario to Pieces with her right foot and angrily shouted, "I QUIT!"

Before Pauline left, she saw Chocky, Peach's Pet Chocobo, romantically starring at her, so Pauline angrily grabbed Chocky by his throat, shouted, "GOT A PROBLEM, BOCO?!" then started to strangle him.

Peach saw that happening, so she took out the Law Book of Royalty and read, "Rule #128. Any citizen who assaults the royal family member, which includes the royal pet, must face the consequences."

Peach then grabbed Pauline's hand off of Chocky, calmed Chocky down, then punished Pauline as she glares at her, "Pauline!! As Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, I forbid you to get closer than 50, 100, or 150 feet to my Mario, my family members nor my family pet!! UNDERSTAND!!??"

Pauline sadly replied, "Yes, your highness!"

"THEN LEAVE MY SIGHT!"

Pauline sadly walked away, DK tried to Comfort her, but she said, "LEAVE ME ALONE, OPTIMUS PRIMAL!!" then walked away! But DK doesn't understand the name "Optimus Primal"!

Professor E. Gadd tried to comfort his daughter as well, but Pauline keeps sadly telling him, "Please, father, leave me alone!"

This is the story, of Pauline's Revenge, and of Jealousy…

End of Intro