DISCLAIMER: I don't own "Twilight", but Stephenie Meyers does. Nor do I own American Idol, which belongs to Fox and Simon Cowell.
PLOT: For those of you that watched the Idol auditions and have seen the "Pants on the Ground" audition, I was thinking about one line in Breaking Dawn where Rosalie angered Jacob Black and Edward, so Jake paid her back by throwing his food at her and she just simply said through gritted teeth: "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair." This is a little song I made up to the tune of Pants on the Ground:
Food in my hair!!!
"Food in my hair!
Food in my hair!
I look like a fool with food in my hair!
Maybe I shouldn't have
Made Jake or Edward mad!
Because in return I got…
Food in my hair!
Food in my hair!
I look like a fool with food in my hair!"